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produced by
Paul Coppack, Stephen Rigg, Ian Wiggins, Jonathan Williams (executive) for Pleased Sheep Productions, Blackdog Productions, Shooters Media
directed by Michael Booth
starring Mark Woodward, Ian Wiggins, Chris Finch, Ranj Nagra, Rebecca-Claire Evans, Dorothy Sanderson, Steve Garti, Clive Bonelle, Janet Spooner, James McGlynn, Alison Booth, Denzil Metcalfe, Tim Paley, Craig White, Darren Bedson, Paul Graham, Billy Hodge, Paul Howard
written by Paul Birtwistle, Michael Booth, Ian Wiggins, Mark Woodward, music by Verbal Vigilante

review by
Rob Ireland

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With Euro 2012 looming, football-based films are bound to get an airing. Sylvester Stallone will no doubt be saving a last minute penalty in Escape to Victory, and Film4 will dust off the only remaining copy of Mike Bassett England Manager too, in which the team will probably do better than in real life.

The best received football films have not been about what happens on the pitch, but what happens on the terraces. And in the pubs, the tube stations, and the streets. Football Hooligan Films all seemingly attract 20-something lads to the cinema like moths to a flame. So Nick Love will be rubbing his hands at the repeat fees for The Football Factory and his remake of The Firm.

 

Which lead me to the newest kid on the block, Tash Force. A comedy filmed in documentary style, the story follows Head of Blackburn football intelligence, Tash McDermott, as he prepares for a League Cup tie between Rovers and West Ham.

The film crew follow Tash throughout his day to day dealings, ‘nipping in to see his snitch’ and going undercover to infiltrate the criminal element, in search of Hooligan kingpin, ‘Nightmare’. Only Tash is a poor copper, and it soon becomes clear that his investigation will bear no fruit.

The film has been made on zero budget, so 90% of it is Tash talking to camera. The only action is the hooligan’s ruck, which is pretty well filmed considering the constraints, but offered more as a backdrop to the main story, for reasons that will become clear on watching. So, the success of the film rests on whether Tash McDermott is funny.

... and he is! Played as a typical, broad, northern bloke stereotype, with unreconstructed views on everything (but mainly women in the work place), he trips out spoonerisms, mixed metaphors and other misnomers (‘I’m like Joe Pasquale in Badfellas’) like he’s going for the Guinness World Record. This is British Character Comedy at its best.

In the same vein of Alan Partridge or David Brent, he has a high opinion of himself, is misinformed on everything, and is funniest when his back is against the wall and he is thrashing out. Due to Tash’s character, this happens several times, and is probably at its best when he addresses his team towards the conclusion.

 

The actual constructed gags in the film are hit and miss, and very predictable. Actor Mark Woodward does his best with them though, and wrings the last laughs out of every situation.

Unfortunately, this cannot really be said of the rest of the cast, who (aside from a very funny and all too brief scene with Tash’s mum) offer no foil for his jokes, and you would be hard pressed to remember any of them when the credits roll.

This can be levelled at Ian Wiggins, playing the documentary film maker, and the only other lead. There is a little attempt at caustic banter between them, but this soon becomes repetitive and wears thin quickly. Wiggins plays the interviewer very straight, and does not attribute any quirks to the character. He lacks the inquisitive charm of a Theroux or the bullish interrogation of a Broomfield, the documentary styles the film is trying to ape. In my opinion, this character would have been served better as a voice behind the camera, as it was in the original viral, leaving the floor clear for Tash.

 

That aside, Tash Force is very funny, and is the perfect accompaniment to Euro 2012. It remains to be seen whether the Tash character has the legs to go on from this film, but it is obvious as to why Safecracker Films wanted the Pleased Sheep boys to create a full feature after seeing the viral. He has a cameo feature in their next film Bar Stewards so it is obvious they have not finished with him, and this reviewer thinks that is a good thing. May the police force be with you!

 

review © by Rob Ireland

 

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