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Suburbanite

USA 2013
produced by
David Riley, Andy Lohrenz (executive), Barbra Lohrenz (executive) for Ghostbox Entertainment, Merging Films, Deadmen Productions, Black Irish Girl Productions, Table 31 Productions
directed by Andy Lohrenz
starring Joe Nemmers, Jodie Moore, Frank Mosley, Susana Gibb, Max Hartman, Sean Teague, Dylan Warters, Teanna McKay, Adam Dietrich, Nicole Leigh, Alex Rodriguez, Michael Rodriguez
written by Andy Lohrenz, music by Trey Johnson, special makeup effects and prosthetics by Sergio Guerra

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Mack (Jodie Moore) has just hired contract killer Rick (Frank Mosley) to get rid of his ex-wife, and has then gotten roaringly drunk, as he's not the guy usually hiring contract killers. Stumbling home drunkenly, Mack is run over by a car.

John (Joe Nemmers), the driver of the car, is your average family man who has just sat behind the wheel for too long, and falling asleep behind the wheel, however momentarily, he didn't see Mack coming ... and seeing he has just killed a man and will probably be convicted for it, he just takes Mack's body home with him with the intention of burying him in his own backyard to cover everything up. Thing is, Mack isn't really dead, and he comes to in John's garage. He's too hurt to do anything though, and John's refusal to drive him to a hospital worries him quite a bit, also the fact that John threatens to kill him time and again (but never has the nerves to go through with him). But before long, the two men form a certain bond, get to know each other a bit better, and as each sees a mirror image of himself in the other (mirror as in everything's reversed I should add), it becomes less and less likely that John will kill Mack. And at one point, Mack even calls Rick to terminate the contract on his ex wife ... and that was a mistake!

You see, Rick isn't really a contract killer but a cop who has lured Mack into a trap - but he's a dirty cop so he has only lured him into this trap to blackmail him together with his partner Bob (Max Hartman) ... but now the contract is terminated, Rick's a bit furious regarding getting not quite as much out of it as expected. But when he finds out about this new "situation" between Mack and John, a whole new set of possibilities seems to open up ...

 

Suburbanite is a very clever little thriller with spots of black comedy, that works on a story level because it doesn't try to be too clever and outsmart itself, or by pushing its punchlines too far. Of course, one or the other viewer might be reminded of Stuart Gordon's under-appreciated Stuck, but the similarities are superficial at best, apart from a car accident, a garage and a (supposedly) dying man, the films have nothing in common and differ vastly in tone (despite both leaning towards the macabre). On a directorial level, director Lohrenz wisely avoids spectacle and gives his characters enough space to unfold, which is of course helped by a bunch of spot-on performances.

Now it must be noted here that this film was made on a micro-budget, so don't expect no fireworks (not that the film needed any), but every Dollar seems to have been extremely well-spent, making this into a totally enjoyable movie!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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