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Star Crash 2

Italy 1981
produced by
Dino Mangogna for Cimate Film
directed by Bitto Albertini (as Ben Norman)
starring Sherry Buchanan, James Milton (= Fausto Di Bella), Don Powell, Chris Avram, Alex Macedon, Attilio Dottesio, Max Turilli, Margaret Rose Keil, Ottaviano Dell'Acqua, Eugenia Dominici, Marina Hedman
written by John Thomas, music by Don Powell, special effects by Armando Valcauda

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Space, the far future: Evil conqueror Oraclon (Don Powell) has just blown up the planet and space station of benign king Zanor and killed him in the process and erradicated his realm - but not before Zanor's daughter Belle Star (Sherry Buchanan) and right hand man Lithan (James Milton) were able to make a getaway in a spaceship. On the run from Oraclon's fighter rockets, the navigation computer of Belle and Lithan's spaceship is damaged and they have to make an emergency landing on an uncharted planet, which will eventually turn out to be the earth, centuries after it had been devastated by an atomic war.

At first, the earth people, still in a primitive stage of civilisation, distrust Belle and Lithan and want to burn them, but after Lithan saves one of their children thanks to his supernatural powers, they welcome them with open arms and worship them as demigods - but they also teach them something: Having sex, which has long been forgotten in Belle and Lithan's civilisation. And where sex is sowed, love blossoms - and while both Belle and Lithan at first shagged around, they soon become attached to each other on every level. Their new-fojnd love and bodily pleasures though let them forget about their prime objective, to fis their navigation computer and travel on to escape Oraclon, and so it's no big surprise he has soon caught up with them. Belle and Lithan make a desperate attempt to make a getaway, then though surrender to Oraclon - because their sexual union has apparently given them new super-powers, and once they are brought before Oraclon, Lithan is able to shoot him with beams coming from his eyes after kissing Belle passionately. With Oraclon gone, they just switch his mighty battleship to self-destruct before returning to earth ...

 

Cheesy Star Wars cash-in that reuses the outer space special effects from Luigi Cozzi's (superior) Star Crash, but is more similar in tone to Roger Vadim's Barbarella - without ever reaching that film's elegance and tongue-in-cheek cheesiness though. What remains is a pretty silly and very tame sex movie with scinece fiction interludes - which are not all that convincing though because they are less-than-well edited from material not necessarily fitting the film-on-hand's needs. Still, somehow cute in a trashy way, but at the same time totally irrelevant.

 

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