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Space, the far future: Evil conqueror Oraclon (Don Powell) has just
blown up the planet and space station of benign king Zanor and killed him
in the process and erradicated his realm - but not before Zanor's daughter
Belle Star (Sherry Buchanan) and right hand man Lithan (James Milton) were
able to make a getaway in a spaceship. On the run from Oraclon's fighter
rockets, the navigation computer of Belle and Lithan's spaceship is
damaged and they have to make an emergency landing on an uncharted planet,
which will eventually turn out to be the earth, centuries after it had
been devastated by an atomic war. At first, the earth people, still in a
primitive stage of civilisation, distrust Belle and Lithan and want to
burn them, but after Lithan saves one of their children thanks to his
supernatural powers, they welcome them with open arms and worship them as
demigods - but they also teach them something: Having sex, which has long
been forgotten in Belle and Lithan's civilisation. And where sex is sowed,
love blossoms - and while both Belle and Lithan at first shagged around,
they soon become attached to each other on every level. Their new-fojnd
love and bodily pleasures though let them forget about their prime
objective, to fis their navigation computer and travel on to escape
Oraclon, and so it's no big surprise he has soon caught up with them.
Belle and Lithan make a desperate attempt to make a getaway, then though
surrender to Oraclon - because their sexual union has apparently given
them new super-powers, and once they are brought before Oraclon, Lithan is
able to shoot him with beams coming from his eyes after kissing Belle
passionately. With Oraclon gone, they just switch his mighty battleship to
self-destruct before returning to earth ... Cheesy Star
Wars cash-in that reuses the outer space special effects from
Luigi Cozzi's (superior) Star Crash,
but is more similar in tone to Roger Vadim's Barbarella
- without ever reaching that film's elegance and tongue-in-cheek
cheesiness though. What remains is a pretty silly and very tame sex movie
with scinece fiction interludes - which are not all that convincing though
because they are less-than-well edited from material not necessarily
fitting the film-on-hand's needs. Still, somehow cute in a trashy way, but
at the same time totally irrelevant.
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