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Skeleton Key 3 Part 2
USA 2016
produced by John Johnson for Darkstone Entertainment
directed by John Johnson
starring John Johnson, Royce M. Hobson, David Simmons III, Chris J. Duncan, Teale Davies, Hans John Moore, Matthew Ewald, Mariah Johnson, Saint, Dennis Lilly, Jarod Kearney, Chris Jenkins, Jimmy Belcher, Tom Hanks (II), Elissa Lauer, Brandy Mason, Monique Dupree, Genni Pratt, Jenny Jannetty, Elle Clark, Bebe S. Bellamont, Brian Wimer, John Migliore, Donnie Sturges, Angela Pritchett, John Angel, Chance Thomas, Storm Dupree Thomas, Amanda Liscouski, Liam Smith, John R. Price II, Chiefton, Shea Jameson, Conrad Brooks
written by John Johnson, music by Sabo, makeup effects by Bio Duck FX, visual effects by Jeff Hafer
John Johnson's Skeleton Key
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Howard (John Johnson) has spent the last 5 years frozen in carbonite,
but now he has somehow managed to make his way back out, and finds out the
world has since been overrun by zombies, controled by evil Dr Nochas
(Matthew Ewald) - but fortunately, Howard's old group of fighters is still
around, and they have taken it upon themselves to get the fabled Skeleton
Key and defeat Dr Nochas using it as well as kill the zombie king to
kill all zombies all at once. Thing is, Howard isn't too happy about his
old group, as one of the members is his ex (Teale Davies), which leads to
plenty of awkwardness, another's Arbuckle (Chris J. Duncan), a gay guy who
constantly tries to seduce Howard despite the obvious fact that Howard's
not gay. And then there's this weird girl (Mariah Johnson) looking and
sounding like a character from an anime who doesn't provoke too much
confidence either. It's not that Howard is all that infallible though,
once on the mission he's way to easily distracted by beautiful women, is
almost overcome by Evil (Royce M. Hobson), who then becomes his constant
companion, and is almost turned by a vampire. So with this bunch of people
responsible for the fate of the world, what else is there to worry about? Now
without having seen the previous Skeleton
Key films, this movie admittedly makes not all that much
sense. But that said, it's still tons of fun, as the movie seems to
stumble from one silly situation into the next that are still funny
without knowing the greater scheme of things. And while it's true that
some scenes relie a bit too much at men screaming in fear all girlishly,
there are other sequences that show real spirit. And of course some
topless nudity thrown in every now and again doesn't hurt too much either,
nor some gross out special effects - and this movie even has a few musical
numbers, which might not be top-of-the-crop composing, but they're pretty
hilarious. In all, this one should work particularly well as a party
movie, as in content and humour it seems to lend itself to beer
particularly well!
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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