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Kwok-chuen (Tsung Hua) is sent to Copenhagen by his father to sign some important contract with some agency (it's never explained what contract that is), but it seems several Danish companies have an interest in the contract, & they all seem to have the same idea ... send him a beautiful blondee to soften him up before having him sign the contract with their company.

The first girl though, Miss Kjoller, proves to be much too blunt in approach for the rather reserved Chinaman, trying to bed him in no more than 5 minutes.

Panic-stricken, Kwok-cheun leaves the room - to run right into the arms of lovely Anna-Charlotte (Birte Tove), unbeknowest to him representative from another company, who tires a subtler approach, first inviting him to a party & tons of alcohol before smoothly seducing him ...

Innocent Kwok-chuen of course promptly falls in love & wants to marry her, but when he sends a photo of her back home, his father recognizes Anna-Charlotte's face from one of the dirty movies he likes to watch ...

To set the boy straight again, the family decides to send his sister Jingyi after him, but when she spills the beans, Kwok-chuen refuses to believe ... until he visits her at the filmstudio & sees it's true after all ...

Heartbroken he gets deliriously drunk at a bar, & a fellow Chinese, Dariu, invites him to a night with 2 prostitutes - which if nothing else, teaches Kwok-chuen a thing or 2 of the more relaxed morals of Denmark ...

The next day, Kwok-chuen meets with Jiaojiao (Li Ching), yet another represenative from yet another agency wanting him to sign, but a firmly rooted Chinese girl, so his attempts to seduce her lead to naught, instead a serious romance develops ...

Re-enter Dariu, who proves to be Jiaojiao's brother, & who thinks Kwok-chuen wants to soil her - but when he runs off in a rage he bumps into Kwok-chuen's sister Jingyi & the 2 fall in love immediately. & after the 2 men duke it out for a little they realize they are in the same boat, & become the best of friends - it all ends in a big party, where even Anna Charlotte is invited.


Rather dull sexfilm, in which the boring story never manages to take off as being anything but a vehicle to show some nude blondes, & in contrast some virtuous Oriental girls - but the sex-scenes (& sex itself, for that matter) are treated in a very uptight way.


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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