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Scared Topless

USA 2015
produced by
David Zani, Joseph Daniels (executive) for Old Mill Entertainment
directed by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry)
starring Cindy Lucas, Bridgette B., Frankie Cullen, Tony Marino, Jasmine Leo, Jamie Michelle, Sean Juergens, Holland McKinzey (= Jacqui Holland), Winter Redding, Danica Dillon, Arthur Roberts
written by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry), David Zani, music by Ennio Zerotico, songs by Roobie Breastnut

review by
Mike Haberfelner

70 years ago, film superstars Gail (Jasmine Leo) and Peter (Sean Juergens) made a very early example of celebrity porn - which would be the last on-camera appearance of both of them as he died in a plane crash soon afterwards while she has never again left their mansion where their little movie was shot and nobody knows when or from what she died. But it's said the mansion is haunted ever since. Now, parapsychology professor Rand takes a quartet of his horniest students to the mansion to spend a night there, accompanied by the granddaughter of the camera woman of the sex flick (both played by Holland McKinzey).

Now it turns out the mansion is really haunted by the ghost of Gail - who's also pretty horny and tries to have sex with whoever it is, sometimes using the body of one of the students (Bridgette B.), and there are also two female clairvoyants who are also pretty horny and - well, nobody gets really creeped out but everybody gets really happy ...

 

Ok, if you thought that was an in any ways serious or thoughtful movie after reading the title ... you cannot be helped. Scared Topless is of course an erotic horror comedy with plenty of sex that has to be enjoyed for its silliness and titilation rather than anything else - and on that level it works very well. At the same time, released in 2015, this softcore romp feels a little out of time - which makes it especially charming for those among the audience who are longing for narrative genre erotica this side of hardcore porn, something that has gone a little out of fashion in recent years, made by one who has quite a reputation of doing some of the best movies of this ilk back in the heyday, with such telling titles as Busty Cops and Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade, to name but two. So to put it another way, if you expect a philosophical discurse or just want to know more about the paranormal or even endless love (which after all is the key theme of this movie), you're wrong here - but that said, the girls in this one are really hot ...

 

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