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Scared Topless
USA 2015
produced by David Zani, Joseph Daniels (executive) for Old Mill Entertainment
directed by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry)
starring Cindy Lucas, Bridgette B., Frankie Cullen, Tony Marino, Jasmine Leo, Jamie Michelle, Sean Juergens, Holland McKinzey (= Jacqui Holland), Winter Redding, Danica Dillon, Arthur Roberts
written by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry), David Zani, music by Ennio Zerotico, songs by Roobie Breastnut
review by Mike Haberfelner
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70 years ago, film superstars Gail (Jasmine Leo) and Peter (Sean
Juergens) made a very early example of celebrity porn - which would be the
last on-camera appearance of both of them as he died in a plane crash soon
afterwards while she has never again left their mansion where their little
movie was shot and nobody knows when or from what she died. But it's said
the mansion is haunted ever since. Now, parapsychology professor Rand
takes a quartet of his horniest students to the mansion to spend a night
there, accompanied by the granddaughter of the camera woman of the sex
flick (both played by Holland McKinzey). Now it turns out the mansion is
really haunted by the ghost of Gail - who's also pretty horny and tries to
have sex with whoever it is, sometimes using the body of one of the
students (Bridgette B.), and there are also two female clairvoyants who
are also pretty horny and - well, nobody gets really creeped out but
everybody gets really happy ... Ok, if you thought that was an
in any ways serious or thoughtful movie after reading the title ... you
cannot be helped. Scared Topless is of course an erotic
horror comedy with plenty of sex that has to be enjoyed for its silliness
and titilation rather than anything else - and on that level it works very
well. At the same time, released in 2015, this softcore romp feels a
little out of time - which makes it especially charming for those among
the audience who are longing for narrative genre erotica this side of
hardcore porn, something that has gone a little out of fashion in recent
years, made by one who has quite a reputation of doing some of the best
movies of this ilk back in the heyday, with such telling titles as Busty
Cops and Alabama
Jones and the Busty Crusade, to name but two. So to put it another
way, if you expect a philosophical discurse or just want to know more
about the paranormal or even endless love (which after all is the key
theme of this movie), you're wrong here - but that said, the girls in this
one are really hot ...
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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