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Satan's Blood
Don't Panic

Spain 1977
produced by
Juan Piquer Simon (executive) for Almena Films, Cinévision
directed by Carlos Puerto
starring Ángel Aranda, Sandra Alberti, Mariana Karr, José María Guillén, Manuel Pereiro, Luis Barboo, José Pagán, Isidro Luengo, Ascensión Moreno, Carlos Castellano
music by Librado Pastor

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Not really knowing what to do with the evening, Andres and his pregnant wife Ana are addressed by two strangers in the streets, Bruno and Berta, and Bruno claims he and Andres have been to college together. Andres can't remember Bruno, but since he and Ana don't know what to do withthe evening anyways, they accept their invitation to their house in the country.

At first everything seems to be like a perfectly nice evening, only the fact that Andres' and Ana's dog goes missing is slightly unsettling. Then though, all four of them decide to play around a bit with a Ouija-board - which does reveal a few details about an affair Ana had with Andres' brother, and - more gravely - that Bruno will soon commit suicide. This kind of spoils the evening - but now it has started raining heavily, and there is no way that the country roads are passable in this kind of weather. So for better or worse, Andres and Ana have to stay for the night ... which soon leads to some (Satanic) fourway sex, at the end of which Berta has a nervous breakdown.

The next day, andres and Ana sleep into the early afternoon, and when they want to go they find their hosts gone, their car gone and their dog gone. Soon enough, their hosts return in their car ... but the dog can only be found dead, slaughtered actually.

Ana and Andres want to leave - understandably - but now their car won't start, and while they are still trying to get away, Bruno shoots himself (or did Berta shoot him). The doctor who comes to examine the body though blames Andres and Ana for killing him. A short time later, Berta cuts her wrists in the bathtub. Andres and Ana desperately try to save her life, but when she seems to come back to her senses and talks in Bruno's voice, Andres is so shocked that he bangs her head until she dies ...

Andres and Ana now decide to put her back into the bathtub, to make it look like suicide after all, then they try to get away ... only to find out that it's not as easy as it sounds, since some doors are suddenly locked or lead somewhere they are not supposed to, and eventually even dead Bruno and Berta come back to life ... and all of a sudden, going through yet another door, Ana and Andres end up in the hallway in their own appartment building. But entering their appartment, they find all their things are gone ...

Fortunately, their neighbours invite them into their appartment to come back to their senses ... but unfortunately, they hold a Black Mass in their appartment, and all the devil worshippers soon stab Ana and Andres to death ...

Bruno and Berta meanwhile are back ont he road again, picking up another couple.

 

One of these typical pieces of 1970's horror-erotica, somehow reminiscent of Rosemary's Baby (though rather different in story), but in fact nothing really special. The whole set-up of the film is dragged out way too long, and it's only during the climax, when our lead couple desperately tries to leave but finds the world around them has abandoned logic, that the movie really gains momentum, but then it's already almost over. Still, if you love 1970's horror-erotica, you might at least find yourself entertained.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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