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The Return of the World's Greatest Detective

USA 1976
produced by
Dean Hargrove, Roland Kibbee for Universal/NBC
directed by Dean Hargrove
starring Larry Hagman, Jenny O'Hara, Nicholas Colasanto, Woodrow Parfrey, Helen Verbit, Ivor Francis, Charles Macaulay, Ron Silver, Sid Haig, Booth Colman, Lieux Dressler, Fuddle Bagley, Benny Rubin, Robert Snively, Jude Farese, George Brenlin, Al Dunlap, Jefferson Kibbee
written by Dean Hargrove, Roland Kibbee, based on Sherlock Holmes created by Arthur Conan Doyle, music by Dick DeBenedictis

TV pilot
Sherlock Holmes

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Highway Patrolman Sherman Holmes (Larry Hagman) is pretty much the most inefficient officer of the whole NYPD - but he dreams to be a great detective like Sherlock Holmes. And then, while reading a Sherlock Holmes novel while on the job, his motorbike falls onto him, causing severe braindamage - and now he's absolutely convinced he actually is Sherlock Holmes. Weirdly enough, his detuctive abilities have vastly improved to support his illusions.

A certain Doctor Watson (Jenny O'Hara) is treating him at the mental clinic, but she soon deems him uncurable (of his belief to be Sherlock Holmes) on one hand, but harmless and self-suistainable on the other - so he is released a certified Sherlock Holmes (complete with classic outfit), and Doc Watson soon becomes his actual Doctor Watson when dropping in on him from time to time as some sort of after-treatment treatment becomes supporting him solving a murder case ...

Thing is, a man has died in an apparent accident ... but Holmes has his own ideas about it, and eventually, he and Watson can prove that it was actually murder, and they get the backup from Lt Tinker (Nicholas Colesanto) to secretly continue to work on the case. Soon, a second man is murdered in an equally suspicous "car accident", and Holmes finds clues leading to a third man, Vince Cooley.

What all these men had in common?

They were criminals on parole, except for Cooley, whose trial is on only today. Holmes and Watson attent the trial, but draw too much attention on themselves ... and then a smoke bomb goes off, and the bailiff shoots Cooley, and misses only thanks to Holmes. However, when the bailiff's weapon is examined, it's found out that it hasn't been fired at all. On the other hand, the judge (Charles Macauly) inesplicably wears a bailiff's uniform under his robe, and carries a gun that has just been fired.

After the judge is arrested, Holmes presents everyone (including the audience) with the solution to the mystery: The judge was actually the head of a ring behind a string of recent bank robberies, all carried through using smokebombs, and he used criminals he himself paroled to carry out his evil deeds - but personally murdered them should they step out of line. And how did the judge get the smoke bombs into all these banks?

Why, via the watercooler delivery man of course, who is now also to break him free from arrest - but Holmes finds the smoke bomb just in time ...

 

A pilot for a never-realized series that's not quite as dumb as it sounds: Basically, while nobody takes this film's concept too seriously, it is not sacrificed to moronic comedy, neither. And while Larry Hagman - between his mega-successes with I Dream of Jeannie and Dallas - might not be the obvious choice for Sherlock Holmes, he handles his role with the right amount of irony. Granted, he probably wouldn't totally convinced as the genuine article, but his character isn't supposed to be Sherlock Holmes himself but a parody of him to begin with - and as such, he, a gifted comedian, carries the film quite beautifully. The plot at hand though is a rather routine affair, your typical TV murder mystery full of hardly convincing plottwists and half-assed exaggerations hardly likely to spark much interest.

Yet that's the basis of many a TV murder mystery, so why wasn't the series picked up?

Basically I think its main concept (Sherlock Holmes reborn in modern times)  dries up sufficiently over the duration of this pilot, and while much of it has been fun in the beginning of the story, it has already become somewhat tired routine towards the end, and further episodes would probably have been nothing but over-repetitive.

Still, as a standalone film, this is at least ok shallow genre entertainment, and it's fun to see Larry Hagman as an intentionally awkward Holmes.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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