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Poetic Seduction: The Dead Students Society

USA 1998
produced by
Michael Beckerman (= Michael Raso), Todd Russell (= Pete Jacelone), Alex Dove (executive) for Dove Productions, ei Independent Cinema (Shock-O-Rama)
directed by Pete Jacelone
starring Roxanne Michaels (= Jasi Cotton Lanier), Joseph Anthony, Tina Krause, Andy English, Mark A.Cafazzo, Kyle Lee Laferrière, Donnie Suave, Michael Landers, Dawn Ross, Devin Michaels, Chris Perez, Meredith Rooney, Conrad Brooks, Misty Mundae (= Erin Brown), William Hellfire
written by Alex Palumbo

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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1979: Mrs Marciello (Dawn Ross) is a very sensual poetry teacher, and one day, she invites one of her students, Donny (Chris Perez), to her home to you-know-what ... but wouldn't you know it, at one point Mr Marciello (Devin Michaels) busts in, and all worked up he strangles Donny to death, before Mrs Marciello stabs her hubby to death - and all in front of the Marciellos' kids ...

20 years later: The Marciellos' daughter Nora (Roxanne Michaels) has grown up to be a poetry teacher herself, and a sexy one, too, while their son Nikko (Joseph Anthony) has become an idiot who's only good for handywork, and who's totally controlled by his sister. The two of them have now made it their mission to rid colleges all over the USA of horny male students, which always works the same way: Nora uses all her seductive powers to charm her male students, then persuades them to join her poetic society, which has its meetings in a nearby cave. Once there, Nora uses both her nice tits and poetry to further charm them, then she and her brother slaughter their guests.

At her new college, it's of course no different, it's full of horny guys who all fall for their teacher, whether they have girlfriends or not, so she invites them to her cave, either alone or in small groups ... but eventually she realizes that there is too much to do and too little time, so she agrees to give a whole frathouse private tutoring, slaughtering the whole house and quite some visitors too.

Only 2 students have actually become suspicious of Nora, resident nerd Walter (Andy English) - whom nobody believes because they all think he's making up some X-Files-style conspiracy theories - and Donna (Tina Krause) - whom nobody believes because they all think she's just jealous because Nora has charmed (and later killed) her boyfriend (Mark Cafazzo) too.

In the finale, Walter and Donna and two more students actually manage to track Nora and Nikko down to her cave, and they even manage to kill Nikko, but then Walter accidently kills Donna, and in the end Nora proves to everyone she's still on top of the killing game, and after having killed all of her opponents here she travels to the next collge to continue her mission ...

Misty Mundae and William Hellfire play a shagging couple that is killed while veteran actor Conrad Brooks plays the local police chief, who doesn't believe one word of Walter's story about the killing poetry teacher, even though Walter's his son ...

 

A cheap slasher that has the unmistakeable shot-on-video-look and very basic gore effedts ... so it is everything but a great film - however, at the same time the film is not totally without its points of interest: The idea to turn a very sexy woman like Roxanne Michaels into the killer of the pic is quite novel (though not new) and having her recite poetry during her killing sessions is quite a relief from the usual one-liners serialkillers in other slasher movies torture the audience with. This all still doesn't make Poetic Seduction a good movie, just a little more interesting ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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