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Patient Seven

USA 2016
produced by
Joe Dain, Miles Fineburg, Jim Klock, segment The Visitant: Nicholas Peterson, Jon Heder, segment The Body: Paul Fischer, segment Undying Love: Kristen Andrea Johannesson, segment The Sleeping Plot: Ruth Korver, segment Banishing: Jacey Heldrich, segment Death Scenes: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton for Terror Films
directed by Danny Draven, segment The Visitant: Nicholas Peterson, segment The Body: Paul Davis, segment Undying Love: Ómar Örn Hauksson, segment The Sleeping Plot: Dean Hewison, segment Banishing: Erlingur Thoroddsen, segment Death Scenes: Joel Morgan, segment Evaded: Johannes Persson, Rasmus Wassberg
starring wraparound story: Michael Ironside, Jack Plotnick, Drew Fonteiro, Rane Jameson, Grace Van Dien, Amanda Graeff, Anna Rose Moore, Sirry Jons, Daniel Lench, William Mark McCullough; segment The Visitant: Amy Smart, Doug Jones, Ashleigh Buxton, Sibyl Gregory, Jason Speer; segment The Body: Alfie Allen, Hannah Tointon, Christian Brassington, Jack Gordon, Ben Matthews, Evie Wray, Sebastian Joseph, Henry Paker, Paula Gilbert, Connor Gibbs-McNeil, Harrison Gibbs-McNeil, Millie Warren, Freddie Smith, Glenda Robinson; segment Undying Love: Hilmir Jensson, Lára Jóhanna Jónsdóttir, Thorbjorg Helga Dyrfjord, Olga Darri Olafsson, Magnús Jónsson, Vignir Rafn Valthórsson, Alvar Thór Benediktsson, Björn Thors, Ingibjorg Huld Haraldsdottir, Gudrun Tara Sveinsdottir; segment The Sleeping Plot: Nova Waretini-Hewison, Aidee Walker, Richard Falkner, Karen Anslow, Lucca Bowling, Jessica Manins; segment Banishing: Danielle Kotch, Haley Kotch, Alicia Harding, Stephanie Wortel; segment Death Scenes: Robin Berry, Ayden Callaghan, Charlie Bond, Paul Jibson, Carol Storey, Charlotte Barrett; segment Evaded: Annika Ryberg Whittembury, Jonatan Bökman, Pernilla Thelaus, Carl-Petter Eriksson, Annika Hultman
written by: wraparound story: Barry Jay, segment The Visitant: Nicholas Peterson, segment The Body: Paul Davis, Paul Fischer, segment Undying Love: Ómar Örn Hauksson, segment The Sleeping Plot: Dean Hewison, Sam Dickson, Richard Falkner, Aidee Walker, segment Banishing: Jacey Heldrich, Brian McAuley, segment Death Scenes: Joel Morgan, music by Jojo Draven

review by
Mike Haberfelner


Renowned Dr Marcus (Michael Ironside) has accepted a job at a mental institution that mainly hosts extreme socio- and psychopaths to see if their condition has been caused by whatever it's said to have, or if they try to hide something more sinister. Most of these patients have murder in their past, and are far from not being dangerous anymore, but then again the doctor is not exactly one to shy away from unorthodox, even violent, treatment of his patients himself ...

  • The Visitant: Jill (Ashleigh Buxton) is said to have murdered her mother (Amy Smart) in cold blood, but she claims her mother, the mind clouded from visions of a demon (Dough Jones), wanted to kill her ...
  • The Body: A serialkiller prowling the streets of London openly drags a body wrapped in plastic through the streets Halloween night - and everybody thinks it's the greatest costume ever. In fact everybody's so excited about the costume, they help him bury the body, thinking it's a great Halloween prank - and only find out he's serious when it's way too late ...
  • Undying Love: In zombie-infected Iceland, a young man saves women from the undead ... only to feed them to his zombiefied wife.
  • Sleeping Plot: In New Zealand, little Sarah houses her dead friend Vic in her wardrobe ... unti she has enough money to buy a shovel to bury her.
  • Banishing: The family dog dies, and only Jessa's sister knows it was little Jessa (Danielle Kotch) - but she claims she has been possessed. Her sister figures it's only in her imagination and thus figures she might be able to "exorcise" the demon - a plan that horribly backfires.
  • Death Scenes: Damon believes himself to be a vampire hunter, but one might also call him a serialkiller using an excuse to kill all those people.

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Dr Marcus manages to unmask all the patients as frauds who actually prefer to live in their own world to confess to guilt and properly pay for their deeds - but he's also very smug about it, a smugness that's unlikely to go unpunished ...

 

True, the separate stories of Patient Seven are kind of heterogenous and make only limited sense within the frame of the wraparound story (even if they serve the finale very well) - but taken on their own, they are all very likeable horror shorts that withtheir mix of the macabre, the uncanny and the absurd, with dashes of black humour thrown in occasionally, they are pretty reminiscent of the classic Twilight Zone - plus the wraparound story taken by its own merits most certainly packs a punch, and Michael Ironside as the smug doctor is most certainly aweseme.

 

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