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No Retreat, No Surrender
Karate Tiger

USA / Hong Kong 1986
produced by
Ng See-Yuen for Seasonal, New World
directed by Corey Yuen
starring Kurt McKinney, Jean-Claude Van Damme, J.W. Fails, Kathie Sileno, Kim Tai Chung, Kent Lipham, Ron Pohnel, Dale Jacoby, Peter Cunningham, Timothy D. Baker, Gloria Marziano, Joe Verroca, Farid Panahi, Tom Harris, John Andes, Mark Zacharatos, Ty Martinez, Bob Johnene, Dennis Park
story by Corey Yuen, Ng See-Yuen, screenplay by Keith W. Strandberg, music by Paul Gilreath

bruceploitation

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Jason (Kurt McKinney) just admires Bruce Lee ... and a world breaks down for him when he sees his father (Timothy D. Baker), a Karate sensei, being brutally defeated in a match over his dojo by the Russian henchman (Jean-Claude Van Damme) of a New York MMA organisation, and then instead of fighting back he flees LA to resettle in Seattle (the town of Bruce Lee's grave). Hey, dad even forbids Jason to ever fight ... easier said than done when Jason and his best friend RJ (J.W. Fails) are constantly bullied by a local fat kid (Kent Lipham) and his arrogant karate teacher friend (Dale Jacoby). They even manage to drive Jason and his girlfriend Kelly (Kathie Sileno) apart - and Kelly just happens to be the sister of local karate champ Ian (Ron Pohnel). Ian of course has problems with the same New York MMA organisation Jason's dad did, but he challenges them to a public fight ...

Jason meanwhile feels down on his luck, so he goes to the grave of Bruce Lee, prays to him, and his ghost (Kim Tai Chung) appears and teaches him how to be a martial arts champion. From then on everything looks upwards for Jason, he gets back together with Kelly, and he saves his dad from the bullies that threatened him, so dad lets him fight again.

And then it's the night of the big fight, and one after the other, the Russian takes Ian and his students down ... until Ian can't take it no more and he - Bruce Lee-trained - beats the Russian to a right pulp ...

 

Being at the same time an uninspired rip-off of the less-than-perfect Karate Kid and a piece of weird bruceploitation, No Retreat, No Surrender, though a Hong Kong co-production, ably shows what was so very wrong with Western martial arts films: The plot as such made little sense, the martial arts shown in the film focus on violence and training sequences rather than the energy, dynamics and beauty of it all, plus the whole thing is for no reason at all forced into a coming-of-age story that's so full of clichées it's almost vomit-inducing. And I don't even want to start about the musical score of middle-of-the-road eighties pop overly designed to click with a young audience ... but I just have to tell you how utterly hilarious (for all the wrong reasons) the training sequences with Bruce Lee's ghost are - not sure why anyone could have thought this was a good idea. Oh, and as for the cast ... let me put it this way: Jean-Claude Van Damme is not the low, the worst, the most wooden in this one by a longshot. Seriously, in his rather one-dimensional role as fighting machine he hits more notes right than most of his colleagues.

Now in a way, this is probably the perfect document for bad 1980's martial arts cinema - but it's also really hard to sit through.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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