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Nipples & Palm Trees

USA 2012
produced by
Matthew James, Dylan Reynolds for Jackson County Films
directed by Dylan Reynolds
starring Matthew James, Sadie Katz, Akihiro Kitamura, Dallas Malloy, Vanessa Rose Parker, Sarah Kozer, Will Morales, Cary Thompson, Kiyomi Fukazawa, Mark Irvingsen, Joycelyne Lew, David Kallaway, Drevon Crooks, Jackie Kamm, Joseph Beck
written by Matthew James

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Presently, Jackson (Matthew James) is not having the time of his life: His career as an artist fails to take off, his job in customer service is too obviously dead end for him to gloss over it, and his girlfriend, Harmony (Sadie Katz), has only recently moved out of town, and currently alternates between not answering his calls and paying him surprise visits for some quick sex.

Jackson is looking for something that lifts his spirits, but he soon has to learn it's more than just sex ... but his attempts at - in the fake world of LA, of all places - dating for real go bad when one girl proves to be a downright pervert, another surprises him with a gangbang, and so on.

Ultimately, Harmony calls him to get her out of a jam, and he really drives over to rescue her ... not that she needs any rescue, but he still ends up with a broken nose. For a time then - and in a motel room -, Jackson and Harmony are the happiest couple on the planet, they even talk about marriage ... but how long will it last?

 

Nipples & Palm Trees looks, feels and plays like the evil twin of your typical sanitized Hollywood-style romantic comedy: It's naughty, it's dirty, it's sleazy, it's raunchy, it uses strong language, is unapologetic about its alcohol, drug and nicotine use ... and it also feels so - well, real. That's basically because it tells a story one can relate to, honsetly talks about the feelings and failings in everybody's love life, doesn't force a happy ending upon the audience, and while many a scene (like the surprise gangbang) are most certainly exaggerated, they never feel moronic. This all is also reflected on a directorial level: The camera rarely shies away from anything but isn't too blunt in approach either, does not go for cheap sight gags that could distract from the story, and doesn't try to take over the narrative with extreme imagery the script certainly might evoke.

In all, if more romantic comedies were like this, I could become a fan after all!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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