Mutantis

USA 2014
produced by
Mark Leake, Chris Fitzgerald, Kelly Fitzgerald (executive), Mark Colegrove (executive), Jason M. Koch (executive) for Dire Wit Films
directed by Kelly Fitzgerald
starring Chester Doublebutt, Peter Crates, Darren Bolk, Dakoda West, Megan Mundane, Firefly Glitoris, Patrician Rosa, Steve Hobart, Larry Gamber, Gary Brown, Nikos Kalika, Ronda Dangerfield, Bovine Jiovie, Mark Colegrove, Danforth Amil, David Popolov, Ivana Belenovich, Jacob Freudstein, Sharon Cooties, Eibon Schweick, Fred Podowski, Daniel Murphy, Gary Brown, Henry Lucas, Trenton Brave, James Malvoy, Snowball, Jessie Lee; and the voices of Gary Brown, Mark Colegrove, Jared Brooks, Fiona Colegrove, Chris Fitzgerald, Kelly Fitzgerald, Deron Wilson, Ilgin Osteen, Jones Grey, Paul Joyce, CJ Johnson, Sarah Marshall, Mark Leake
written by Mark Leake, music by Paul Joyce a.k.a. Kobold, Wayne Crowther, visual effects by Jonathan Shillingford, stop motion animation by David Popolow

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Somewhen in the 1970s, when you were either groovy or just establishment: Self-declared groovy (and egotistical) scientist Father Joy (Peter Crates, Darren Bolk) has found a trail to what he believes to be Bigfoot near a not-too-far out atomic power plant, so he packs up his son Dennis the weird (Megan Mundane), stepdaughter Cindy (Firefly Glitoris) - who he of course has the hots for -, and their best friend, vaginal virgin but oral and anal slut Laura, to accompany him/serve him as bait looking for the creature.

Now of course, things are bound to get out of control, as the kids have ideas of their own - mostly involving having sex with strangers - there are many other interested parties (including foreign agents) interested in tracking down "Bigfoot" as well, this "Bigfoot" simply isn't Bigfoot but a hermaprhodite monster that looks something like a lizar with a chicken head and a porn star's vag with an extendable porn star's penis, and it just rapes and kills everything in its way. So Father Love is gone soon enough, as is Laura ... but Cindy and Dennis find their (very physical) step-siblingly love to one another soon enough to decide to fight the creature together, and before long they are joined by Doc Fury (Dakoda West) and the local American Native Billy Storm Tale (Chester Doublebutt) to fight the creature - but will even the combined force to these four be strong enough?

Well, there are no two ways about it, basically Mutantis is just a really silly movie - and enjoyably so: The makers of this movie have not set out to re-invent cinema but just to have politically incorrect and at times gross-out fun with 1970s monster movie mainstays, in pretty much the typical (and enjoyable) Dire Wit Films fashion: There are crude special effects, badly dubbed dialogue, worse fitting wigs, crude punchlines, ill-fitting sexual allusions, wooden acting and stilted dialogue ... and all of which is of course intended and makes this movie not exactly the next Citizen Kane but the perfect party movie. Just grab a sixpack, invite some friends over (though let them bring their own sixpacks), and you'll have the best of times!!!

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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