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The Moonlight Orchids

Germany 2010
produced by
Michael Huck for Gator-Group
directed by Michael Huck
starring Lloyd Kaufman, Kim Baldwin, Rolf Eden, Juliane Wallensteig
story by Michael Huck, screenplay by Lloyd Kaufman, Kim Baldwin, Michael Huck

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Actress Bianca (Kim Baldwin) desperately wants a part in producer Lee's (Lloyd Kaufman) next movie, thus the two meet in an Italian restaurant for dinner - and the two of them fail to hit it off almost immediately: While Lee is as self-absorbed as he is greedy and above all else interested in filling her up, Bianca fails to make even the slightest impression on him, seems to have come unprepared, is vague about everything, behaves like a spoilt brat, and gets pretty drunk during the course of the meal, so drunk that she ultimately follows him into his Rolls Royce to give him a blowjob. After that, Lee promises her the role she has auditioned for, but he also throws her out of his car rather quickly and tells his driver (Rolf Eden) the girl was completely useless. Then the two go to a bar to pick up another girl (Juliane Wallensteig).

Bianca meanwhile walks home through the snow, slowly coming to the realization she blew it, and she feels like dirt.

 

Light comedy that nevertheless lives first and foremost from its buildup of suspense: Thing is, you know pretty much from the start where the whole story is headed to (this being the producer's car's backseat), yet it's the way it's getting their that makes the rather banal conversation of the two protagonists interesting. Aside from that, it's also great seeing Troma-head Lloyd Kaufman doing a self-parody, including merciless product placementand constant namedropping.

In all, it's good fun ...

By the way, if you want to purchase this film, please contact director Michael Huck personally under MichaelMHuck@yahoo.de. Price is set at € 12,95 as of this writing (July 2010).

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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