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Massacre Up North
Canada 2001
produced by Paul Stoichevski, John Hart (executive), Michael Payette (executive) for Impact Pictures
directed by Paul Stoichevski
starring Paul Stoichevski, Kieran Hart, Lorn Eisen, Labe Kagan, Allison Leigha Taylor, Nicholas Feugas, David Franklyn-Ratchford, Tony Sciara, Oz Seydali, Michael Payette, Lena Jarra, Sheila Henderson, Anita Rooplall, Ann-Marie B. Zammit, Christopher Valley Bam, Jayson Therrien, Chris Reid, Isabella Guzman, Iantha Goldberg, Bob Cotie, Kevin Vieira, Adam Rickman, Talia Russo, Louis Mercier, Nicole Lamoureux, Betsy Bauer, Dominika Pyk, Marlon Clarke, Chantal Ticzon, Stephanie-Marie Baker, Monika Bogyayova, Shelly Sereda, David Chaddock, Layla Elyassire, Chris Armstrong, Peter Mehren, Jessica Barnes, Juliette Nurse, Loren Eisen
written by Paul Stoichevski
review by Mike Haberfelner
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As a kid, Leslie (Paul Stoichevski) got burnt so badly when caught in a
tent that caught fire on a camping ground that he had remained scarred for
life. Flash forward to now though, Leslie's an ok-doing business man,
running his deceased parents' hardware store after his brother Patrick
(Lorn Eisen) bailed out for his sake. He's still scarred, and people still
call him a freak, but he seems to be doing ok at least - and thanks to the
advice of a makeup artist he happens to run across he even manages to hide
his scars and pull a sexy (though admittedly drunk) girl (Allison Leigha
Taylor) - so are things looking up? Unfortunately no, not really, as
people start getting brutally slaughtered in the neighbourhood, in
killings using increasingly sophisticated hardware. Now detective Pagluca
(Labe Kagan) and his deputy O'Malley (Kieran Hart) seem to be hitting a
wall, maybe also because coroner Patrick (Lorn Eisen) is Leslie's brother
who feels responsible for Leslie being burned, and who can't bring himself
to getting the cops on his trail - which only leads to more tragedy ... Now
I don't think there are many people who say Massacre Up North is an
awesome movie in its own right - as a matter of fact it's a low budget and
rather clichéed little shocker of the slasher variety -, but it is a
delightful document of its time in hindsight, a film that ably proves that
there were ambitious truly independent genre movies after the classic
S.O.V. era and before what we call the "digital age" of
filmmaking, and there was a love for the horror genre even in Canada. And
apart from that, the film's not great but by no means bad, the script is
ambitious, there are genuinely gruesome moments in here, and at least some
of the acting's really beyond just par - so at least the genre fan will
find plenty to like in this one!
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
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a collection of short stories and mini-plays ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle,
all thought up by the twisted mind of screenwriter and film reviewer Michael Haberfelner.
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the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
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