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The Mad Monk

Hong Kong 1993
produced by
Shaw Brothers, Cosmopolitan
directed by Johnnie To
starring Stephen Chow, Maggie Cheung, Ng Man Tat (= Richard Ng), Paul Chu, Anthony Wong, Kirk Wong, Anita Mui
action direction by Ching Siu-Tung

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Because they caused such an uproar in heaven, the Gods decide to have the fairies Dragon Fighter Lo Han (Stephen Chow) & Tiger Fighter Han Lo (Ng Man Tat) reborn as human beings, & they will only be admitted to heaven again when Lo Han manages to alter the ways of a beggar, a prostitute & a villain ... but with using almost no magical powers.

On earth, Tiger Fighter soon turns into a grown-up baby, so he is not much help, but Lo Han becomes a (mad) monk, soon finds 3 suitable individualy, begger Ta Chung (Anthony Wong), prostitute Hsiao Yu (Maggie Cheung), whom he even saes from being burned on a stake, & villain Yuan Pa Tien (Kirk Wong) ... but at first, Lo Han seems to have no success at all: Hsiao Yu, once saved from a burning, wants to repay even him with sex, & later only learns from Lo Han to masquerade her profession better, Ta Chung seems to have begging in his blood, no matter how much Lo Han gives him, & Yuan Pa Tien has no intentions at all to rethink his ways ...

It gets even worse when Ta Chung is killed, & when trying to retrieve him fropm an interstitional netherworld & its giant demon, he even loses the golden body, which Lo Han has borrowed from a temple & which has granted him access into the netherworld ... & without the body, the netherworld is out of reach.

Having failed on Ta Chung, Lo Han tries to at least make good on  Hsiao Yu - & since she has promised him to stop whoring once they are married, he marries her on the spot ... but when fairies marry mortals they turn into logs - & soon Lo Han becomes more & more wooden ... so shortly after their marriage, Hsiao Yu denounces him & cuts her face ...

To at least bring back Ta Chung from the dead, Lo Han now sets out to steal a golden body & a golden scepter from Yuan Pa Tien - who of course doesn't give them up without a fight. In teh end though, Lo Han can defeat the villain, make him see the errors of his ways & renounce his sins - just before dieing.

with the golden body & the golden scepter, Lo Han calls the giant demon from the netherworld to his world ... an idea not really thought through as the giant immediately sets out to kill Lo Han, & runs everything down that stands in his way ...

To destroy the demon, Lo han in the end has to enter his mouth & rip him apart from the inside, even if that means his own death ...

But will he go to heaven ?

The Gods say no, but the Buddha of Mercy (Anita Mui) says yes: through him, Ta Chung (or rather his reincarnation) has gained enough self esteem to no longer be a beggar,  Hsiao Yun´, with her cut up face, no longer works as prostitute, & with his last breath, even Yuan Pa Tien showed remorse.

Mission not only accomplished, Lo Han even becomes an elder God.

 

A blend of fantasy/mythology & nonsense humour (typical of Stephen Chow back then) that is not always wholly successful - aometimes cheap jokies stand in the way of the story -, but is not without its moments either - I especially loved the scenes where the demon goes after Lo Han, & the scene of Lo Han leaping into the demon's mouth to destroy it - now how often do you see something like that ?

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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