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Kill Theory

USA 2007
produced by
Dan Abrams, Morris Bart, Chris Bender, Julie Dangel, Adam Rosenfelt, Amanda White, Kimberly C. Anderson (executive), Sam Nazarian (executive), Malcolm Petal (executive) for BenderSpink, Cross River Pictures, Last Resort Productions, Lift Films, Element Films/Lionsgate
directed by Chris Moore
starring Ryanne Duzich, Teddy Dunn, Daniel Franzese, Agnes Bruckner, Patrick Flueger, Steffi Wickens, Theo Rossi, Taryn Manning, Don McManus, Kevin Gage
written by Kelly C. Palmer, music by Michael Suby, special effects by Jonathan Thornton, visual effects by Tim Carras/Comen VFX

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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High school kid Brent (Teddy Dunn), a bit of a selfish asshole, invites his friends to his parents' house in the woods to party. What neither Brent nor any of the other kids knew though was that there's a killer (Kevin Gage) on the prowl in the woods, and this killer has an extremely mean modus operandi: He forces his victims to kill each other, and if there's just one survivor the next day, he lets him/her go ... if there are more, he kills all of them.

Why does he do it?

Because he once had to kill his friends in a climbing accident to save his own life, and now he wants to prove to himself that anyone in his place would have made the same decision.

When one of the girls (Steffi Wickens) is found dead and a guy (Theo Rossi) falls prey to a bear trap, the kids start to realize what kind of a psycho they're up against, and while the others try to stick together and find a way out of the whole mess, Brent tries to fight his way out of the situation, even if that means killing his own sister (Taryn Manning). Still, Brent gets his just desserts when he leaves his own girlfriend Amber (Ryanne Duzich) to fend for herself - and she retaliates in killing him to save the others.

Eventually, the teens are down to three, Michael (Patrick Flueger), the too-good-to-be-true hero of the piece, his girlfriend Jenna (Agnes Bruckner), and Amber, who's secretly in love with Michael. Eventually, Jenna shows her true face when she tries to kill Amber and even Michael, but ultimately she too gets her just desserts. With only him and Amber alive, Michael makes the ultimate sacrifice killing himself to save her ... and the killer makes good his promise and lets her go ...

And now for the punchline: Brent was actually the son of the psychiatrist (Don McManus) who was treating the killer after the climbing accident and who claimed not everybody would have made the same decision of killing his friends to save his own life ...

 

The premise of Kill Theory, despite being extremely far-fetched and somewhat reminiscent of the first Saw, is a fascinating one and could have made the basis for a landmark horror film - which unfortunately Kill Theory isn't: Despite its novel story approach, the movie tries to do everything to look and feel just like every other teen slasher of its day, a film that tells you in its first ten minutes who's going to die when and who's going to survive (and I'm almost inclined to claim it even gives Michael's ultimate sacrifice away), and a film that uses all slasher mainstays (remote house, no phone reception, broken down car) to make everything as similar (and forgettable) as possible. The postergirls and -boys in the cast also seem to be meant to derive the film of its edges (though for a change, most of them actually can act), as are Kill Theory's conservative gender stereotypes: While most of the fighting, saving and killing is left to the male characters, the girls (up to the finale at least) are left cowering in corners waiting to be saved, and the one girl who shows some initiative of her own (Taryn Manning, the highlight of the film acting-wise) is killed off early on.

All this said, I have to admit I have been entertained way worse, this one is actually an ok contemporary slasher - it's just nowhere near where it could have been.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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