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Je suis un Sentimental

Headlines of Destruction
Io sono un Sentimentale / Küsse, Kugeln und Kanaillen

France/Italy 1955
produced by
Lucien Viard for Hoche Productions, Orex Films
directed by John Berry
starring Eddie Constantine, Bella Darvi, Paul Frankeur, Olivier Hussenot, Robert Lombard, Walter Chiari, Cosetta Greco, Albert Rémy, Eimé Clariond, André Versini
written by John Berry, Lee Gold, Tamara Hovey, music by Jeff Davis

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Newspaper editor Rupert (Paul Frankeur) pays a visit to his girlfriend (Cosetta Greco), only to find her dead, murdered. Quite understandably he panics, but instead of calling the police he calls Barney (Eddie Constantine), his ace reporter and best friend. And out of friendship, and believing Rupert to be innocent, Barney helps him hush up the whole thing ... but not only that, he finds some evidence that leads him to Michel Gérard (Olivier Hussenot), who seems to be a tailor-made culprit ... he is/was the dead woman's husband who just came out of jail and found her cheating on him big time (with Rupert, among others),  enough to make him guilty as hell. And so Barney has no remorse in actually catching the man for the police and essentially send him to the gallows ...

Thing is though, Michel Gérard did not do it (and neither did Rupert in case you wondered), but noone will believe him except for his attorney, lovely young Marianne (Bella Darvi), but in court she has no evidence that could free her client. In her desperation, and with Gérard already sentenced to death, she turns to Barney, who at first wants to hear nothing of it, but soon starts having doubts about his own actions and Gérard's guilt as well, gets roaringly drunk, and in that state starts investigating ... and soon his investigations lead him to Olivier (Robert Lombard) - who by the way was the killer, but only the audience knows that yet -, the son of his newspaper's owner Count de Villeterre (Aimé Clariond), where he finds some evidence ... but rather than going straight to the police, he goes to Rupert and tells him what he has found before passing out from too much drink ... and Rupert pays a visit to Villeterre and his son and confronts them with Barney's evidence - and Villeterre offers him a top job at the newspaper in exchange for his silence.

And while Rupert falls up the ladder, Barney suddenly finds himself without a case ... but he won't let Gérard and lovely Marianne down yet and even turns criminal, stealing evidence from the Count and his son, and trying his hand on blackmail ... but all the time, Rupert, whom Barney stupidly enough still trusts, is ahead of the game, and eventually, Barney and his partner in crime (literally speaking) Dédé the Mole (Walter Chiari) even land in jail and have to make a daring escape from the court house.

Ultimately though, Barney figures the only way out of the mess he has gotten everybody into by helping Rupert is by (secretly) printing an article in Rupert's newspaper withthe help of his friend the printer that tells the whole truth ... and in the end his plan works, and Gérard is released from prison.

Thing is, the whole affair has granted Barney himself a stay in prison (for obstruction of justice among other things) - but Marianne promises to get him out ...

 

Not a big film, but a likeable little crime comedy, that doesn't parody the genre head-on like Eddie Constantine's Lemmy Caution-series, but time and again even makes serious reflections about its subject matter - without getting brain heavy though.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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