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I Spill Your Guts

USA 2012
produced by
James Balsamo, Daniel Eisenbraun (executive) for Acid Bath Productions
directed by James Balsamo
starring Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco, James Balsamo, Lloyd Kaufman, Andrew W.K., Lynn Lowry, Tim Ritter, Caleb Emerson, Donald Farmer, Joe Fleishaker, Dave Brockie (= Oderus Urungus), Jonathan Rechner, Frank Mullen, Rick Jimenez, Dan E.Danger, Debbie Rochon, Bob Socci, Tim Dax, Bella Lucianox, Genoveva Rossi (as Samantha Ridge), John Link, Joe Mammolito, Doug Sakman, Robert Arensen, Kerri McConnell, Steve Montague, Taralynne Nudelman, Joel M.Reed, Kelli Lynn Sage, Rob Scheiber, Michael Shershenovich, Steve Siegelbaum, Nicoletta Star, Edward X.Young, John William Young, Robert Youngren
written by James Balsamo, music by Michael Matteo, special effects by Steve Siegelbaum

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Two young soldiers return from the war, but while one, Joe Bava (Billy Walsh), is celebrated as a war hero - and is using his newfound fame to his advantage - the other, Dennis (James Balsamo) is given no more than a few hours to live after being seriously wounded in an enemy ambush, and it's said that the fact that he has returned at all is only thanks to Joe, who has dragged him to safety during the attack. Dennis miraculously recovers though and escapes the hospital he's in - even if that means killing quite a few doctors and nurses.

Dennis, using an American flag as his mask, goes on a killing spree, and he usually carves patriotic slogans into his victims's bodies or lets his patriotic agenda be known otherwise (like dyeing the heart of one of his victims purple). But while Dennis's choice of victims seems totally random for the untrained eye, Joe is soon beginning to see a pattern: Dennis seems to be zeroing in on him, killing people closer and closer to him, personally. The police comes to an almost similar conclusion - only being unaware of Dennis's mere existence, they think Joe is actually the killer. And Joe's almost arrested, too, when Dennis takes care of the cop after him, then chases him to a scrapyard for a showdown - but before that happens, the reason for everything is revealed: Joe was by no means the war hero everybody thought him to be but was responsible for getting himself and Dennis into the ambush in the first place. And Dennis actually caught a bullet meant for Joe rather heroically. Compared to that, dragging Dennis to safety was a mere walk in the park ...

Debbie Rochon in a small cameo as morally ambiguous secretary of defense calling in a team of hitmen is great fun as always.

 

The beautifully titled I Spill Your Guts is not a movie without its shortcomings: The film's story is a bit too straightforward to qualify as a masterpiece, it features a few too many plotholes, its (self-)irony doesn't always come through right, and the characters are rather bland and two-dimensional and lack any real development.

But all of this only matters half as much as it should, because what the movie lacks narratively it makes up in pacing: The events in this movie are pushed forward so nicely and relentlessly that the story actually takes backseat, and this is perfectly mirrored in its score - mostly a collection of heavy metal tunes from the hardcore variety - which is so well-integrated into the movie that it will work for you even if that kind of music is not your cup of tea (and believe me, it isn't mine, either). Also, there's enough violence, gore and quite a bit of nudity to keep everyone entertained.

So while this film might not be exactly the most intellectually challenging piece of art, it's just perfect to simply lean back and enjoy the ride ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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