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Interplanetary

USA 2008
produced by
Stacey Shirley, John White for Crewless Productions, Big Budget Productions
directed by Chance Shirley
starring James H. Brown, Melissa Bush, Nick Crawford, Mia Frost, Sanford Hardy, Chuck Hartsell, Kyle Holman, Sylvester Little jr, Lisa Mason, Amanda Myers, Scott Ross, Michael Shelton, Kevin S.Van Hyning, Jacquese Evans, Eric McGinty, Kyle McKinnon, Chris Hartsell, Alison Britt, Willie DeVold, Jen Graham, Shane Traffanstedt
written by Chance Shirley, music by Eric McGinty, Ted Speaker, makeup and creature effects by Disturbing Images

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The future, Mars: The Interplanetary Corporation has set up Mars Base 2 that's supposed to find the perfect location for Mars Base 3, though nobody exactly knows why, and whatever happened to Mars Base 1 - there are even rumours that Mars Base 2 is actually Mars Base 1, only the "2" behind the name sounded cooler. Anyways, nobody on Mars Base 2 seems really prepared to do any real surveying, it's mostly just lower management staff, with their boss Lisa (Melissa Bush) being an incompetent wannabe PR agent. Sure, there are two scientists at the station, Wil (Chuck Hartsell) and Ed (Nick Crawford), but they don't seem to have too much clue about what they're doing, and when they by chance discover Martian fossils, Wil wants to use that discovery for his own fame. Then Ed is killed in an ambush, and even though there aren't supposed to be any other people that could serve as ambushers on the whole planet, Wil decides to cover up Ed's death just to keep the others from taking away his discovery. Instead, he transmits a video of it directly to earth ...

Things get out of hands when an unknown attacker attacks Mars Base 2 and kills one of the crewmembers (Amanda Myers), and Lisa's idea of dealing with the situation is shutting another crewmember, Steve (Michael Shelton), out of the base, even if that means certain doom - which forces the stations's cook Jackson (Kyle Holman), who just happens to also be the security officer, to lock Lisa and her ass-kissing second in command Kevin (Kevin S.Van Hyning) into a cupboard before saving Steve, macho-style.

It only goes downhill from here: Wil's transmission about the Martian fossil has reached teh news outlets on earth, and the whole thing soon turns into a public relations disaster, forcing company big boss Lori (Lisa Mason) to announce a personal visit to Mars. Wil in the meantime has had an encounter with something on another trip that apparently slowly takes him over from the inside, but he's still human enough to return to base unsuspected, and once there, he starts killing people. Jackson and Steve have taken a trip to the outside and have finally discovered Mars Base 1, a genetic engineering lab that obviously tried to blend human with Martian DNA. Something must have happened though, because it seems everyone is dead now - everyone apparently but whoever kills Jackson. Steve then finds out that Mars Base 1 had orders to kill everyone on Mars Base 2, orders coming directly from Lori.

Beth (Mia Frost) in the meantime has afforded herself the luxury to think for herself, and she has taken a walk on the Martian surface to figure out quite a few things, like where the cave is where Wil found his fossil, and what happened to Ed, and she finds a secret but heavily guarded company-owned escape pod.

The shit hits the fan when Wil turns into some kind of alien creature for good and starts to kill and dismember people, pretty much all of them. Only Steve and Beth are bright enough to offer any real assistance, but it seems bullets only slow the thing down. Then Lori arrives, and the first thing she wants is to have Steve and Beth killed ... but the creature doesn't take orders from noone and kills Lori and company instead, giving Steve and Beth enough time to make it to the escape pod (the guards of which have since been killed) ... but do they have the ability to fly the escape pod?

 

Hilarious science fiction comedy that is close in spirit to the classic Dark Star, but in look and feel it's much closer to any crappy 1980's space station monster movie (e.g. Creature) meeting The Office - if you really need a comparison that is. What I want to say with this though is that Interplanetary is not so much a genre spoof with monsters doing funny things and lots of fart jokes but derives much of its humour from the routines of a typical workday on Mars, focuses in on characters instead of cheap jokes, and when the monster attack finally does set in for real, the cast of characters is already in an advanced state of disarray - which is funnier than it sounds. Add to this a solid ensemble cast and great retro costumes, sets and effects, and you got yourself one of the best sci-fi parodies in a long time!

Recommended!

 

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