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Infinite Santa 8000

USA 2013
produced by
Greg Ansin for Burnt Reindeer Films
directed by Michael Neel
starring the voices of Duane Bruce, Tara Henry, Michael Neel
written by Greg Ansin, Michael Neel, music by Greg Ansin, Joshua Cuadra, Todd Cuff, Michael Neel, Anthony J. Resta, head animator: Michael Neel, animator: Greg Ansin

animation
Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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It's thge year 8000, and mankind has mostly vanished - and with it Christmas. Mutants and cyborgs have taken over the planet, and dog eat dog has become the law of the land. Santa has survived though, but even he has to survive, so he has become an undefeated prizefighter, and his healing capabilities of course work in his favour. Santa is heartbroken the Christmas spirit has gone from the world, but at least he has Martha, a young cyborg girl he has saved from certain death and brought up as a human ... and if nothing else, she never tires listening to his Christmas stories.

Then one night, the Easter Bunny - of course another mutant/cyborg - kidnaps Martha. Santa can of course track down and defeat the Easter Bunny and save Martha ... but why would the Easter Bunny - never Santa's friend - want to kidnap Martha ... Professor Shackleton, that's why. Professor Shackleton is Santa's old enemy, and he's one of the reasons of the earth sore state, and now he wants to flood the world with his latest breed of monsters ... and for that he needs Santa's DNA, thus he needs Martha to lure Santa in. Martha by the way was one of Shackleton's creations before Santa made an almost-human out of her.

Eventually, Shackleton succeeds of course, and not only does he get Santa's DNA, but he also kills Martha ... which leaves Santa with a broken heart - and one of Shackleton's robots Martha has been a prototype of, and Santa not only manages to use her to revive Martha, he also turns her into an almost-human like Martha. And the next time Shackleton attacks Santa's place, all the robots in Martha's line defect to aid Santa ... which sounds better than it is, because Shackleton has brought all sorts of cyborgs, monsters - and a giant Easter Bunny ...

 

First and foremost, Infinite Santa 8000 is just good fun. Sure, the animation could be more refined, the story might not be as thought through and subtle as it could have been, and the rather modest budget of the whole thing sometimes really shows - but what it is is a loving hommage to post apocalypse movies, light-footedly playing with sci fi and horror mainstays and making good-natured fun of holiday clichées. Plus the whole thing is wonderfully paced, doesn't pay much attention to political correctness - and quite simply packs a punch.

Pretty much all you can wish from a party movie, consumed with eggnog, preferably ;)

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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