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House of Orphans

Sweden 2009
produced by
Mikael Stridsson, Pauli Raitaniemi (executive) for Cruzical Film&Media
directed by Daniel Lehmussaari
starring Evelina Nilsson, Johanna Annersand, Lollo B. Eriksson, Michel Abou Rjeili, Roger Bylund, Sandra Eriksson, Johannes Sundelin, Johanna Hagadal, Linus Josefsson
written by Daniel Lehmussaari, music by Pauli Raitaniemi, special makeup effects by D.N.L FX-Group, visual effects by Peter Kalander

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Amanda (Evalina Nilsson) and her best friend Denise (Johanna Annersand) set out to explore the house Amanda has just moved into with her mum (Lollo B Eriksson) and stepdad Bruce (Michel Abou Rjeili), a house that has once been an orphanage where kids were tortured, killed and sold into slavery which is supposed to be haunted. Amanda and Denise soon discover a secret passageway in the basement ... and a ghost boy (Linus Josefsson), who scares them shitless. But despite the fact that the basement seems to be (especially) haunted, the girls decide to return their time and again - and it also holds a fascination for other people, all of whom think there's a treasure down there but who are killed by a hooded ghost (not the ghost boy).

Eventually, Amanda and Denise talk to neighbour Jackson (Roger Bylund) and his granddaughter Ashley (Sandra Eriksson) about the spooky goings-on, and learn that the hooded ghost might actually be the former owner of the place, who was burned a witch, and the boy might be one of her victims. Ultimately though, Jackson and Ashley also turn out to be after the treasure, and even find it and lock Amanda and Denise up in the haunted basement - but are then killed by the hooded ghost while Amanda and Denise are saved by the ghost boy who turns out to be on their side.

Amanda manages zo convince mum and stepdad to blow up the house, and especially the basement, and in the end they succeed, but not before stepdad and Denise are killed.

 

An old-fashioned haunted house movie that shows plenty of good intentions, but fails to fully deliver: The script is decent but could have done with a bit of ironing out the rough spots (like why do the girls constantly want to go back to the basement for no reason at all after being scared shitless and threatened every time), the direction does its best to create atmosphere but is time and again let down by the Spartan sets, half of the cast hams up their roles way too much, and why was this shot in English when pretty much all the actors have difficulties with the language and thus their delivery of dialogue is terribly stiff. To the film's defense of course, there are way worse haunted house pictures out there, but that's not to say that this one is anywhere near perfect ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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