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Hollywood Whore: The Infamous Kacey Jordan

USA 2011
produced by
Dick Stack for Sunlust Pictures
directed by Sunny Leone
starring Kacey Jordan, Derrick Pierce, Charley Chase, Evan Stone, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Let me state up front that I don't like women being labelled "whores" - even if this women should work as prostitutes -, basically because it shows bad manners, lack of respect and quite objectively a poor choice of words.

Having said that, I don't believe too many of you are interested in my predilections concerning certain words and instead might wonder why Kacey Jordan is labelled "Hollywood Whore" - basically because she, by then fairly well-known in the porn biz, is said to have received $30,000 from Charlie Sheen to party with him and two other pornstars (Melanie Rios and Gigi Rivera, alledgedly - neither are in this film) for 36 hours straight in January 2011. Kacey eventually blew the whistle on him - which did not exactly hurt her career in the adult business, especially when Sheen later in 2011 had a public meltdown. (There were also rumours that Jordan got pregnant from Sheen and he financed her abortion, but these are rumours.)

Nothing of this has anything to do with the movie at hand though, which collects 5 porn vignettes starring Kacey Jordan that are neither linked to each other nor to prostitution, as the title implies. Nor do they have anything to do with Charlie Sheen.

  • Somehow the pizza guy doesn't make it to Kacey Jordan and her boyfriend, but the boyfriend is more turned on by her cowboy hat than the thought of having pizza anyways, so ...
  • Kacey finds herself tied up in a cage, wearing only a bikini. She doesn't mind too much though, since her naked girlfriend who is keeping her in the cage apparently only has one thing on her mind - and she's sure that bothg of them will like it. After quite a bit of lesbian sex, Kacey is chained to a cross in the nude and dildoed do ecstasy.
  • Kacey gets interviewed about her career and her sex-life, which almost seemlessly transforms into a P.O.V.blowjob scene with Kacey playing a seamstress.
  • Waiting for her boyfriend, Kacey masturbates. Once he's there, they fuck on the dinner table.
  • Kacey and her boyfriend have just moved into a new house, and now they want to have sex in every room - starting with the kitchen.

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Basically, this is a film that shows Kacey Jordan doing what she (supposedly) does best - fucking. And whether you like this film depends on whether you like Jordan. Sure, her bleached hair, her too even tan and her whole attitude might often make her appear as nothing but a blonde bimbo, but one simply can't argue that she has a great all-natural body: her petite figure, small but well-formed tits, perty ass, beautiful legs and inviting pussy lips all spell perfection, she's got one of the loveliest smiles, and she likes not only what she's doing but also loves the camera just as much as it loves her ...

So yeah, if you like Kacey Jordan, you'll love this, if not ... you'll probably not watch it anyways ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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