Let me state up front that I don't like women being labelled
"whores" - even if this women should work as prostitutes -,
basically because it shows bad manners, lack of respect and quite
objectively a poor choice of words.
Having said that, I don't believe too many of you are interested in my
predilections concerning certain words and instead might wonder why Kacey
Jordan is labelled "Hollywood Whore" - basically because she, by
then fairly well-known in the porn biz, is
said to have received $30,000 from Charlie Sheen to party with him and two
other pornstars (Melanie Rios and Gigi Rivera, alledgedly - neither are in
this film) for 36 hours
straight in January 2011. Kacey eventually blew the whistle on him - which
did not exactly hurt her career in the adult business, especially when
Sheen later in 2011 had a public meltdown. (There were also rumours that
Jordan got pregnant from Sheen and he financed her abortion, but these are
rumours.)
Nothing of this has anything to do with the movie at hand though, which
collects 5 porn vignettes starring Kacey Jordan that are neither linked to
each other nor to prostitution, as the title implies. Nor do they have
anything to do with Charlie Sheen.
- Somehow the pizza guy doesn't make it to Kacey Jordan and her
boyfriend, but the boyfriend is more turned on by her cowboy hat than
the thought of having pizza anyways, so ...
- Kacey finds herself tied up in a cage, wearing only a bikini. She
doesn't mind too much though, since her naked girlfriend who is
keeping her in the cage apparently only has one thing on her mind -
and she's sure that bothg of them will like it. After quite a bit of
lesbian sex, Kacey is chained to a cross in the nude and dildoed do
ecstasy.
- Kacey gets interviewed about her career and her sex-life, which
almost seemlessly transforms into a P.O.V.blowjob scene with Kacey
playing a seamstress.
- Waiting for her boyfriend, Kacey masturbates. Once he's there, they
fuck on the dinner table.
- Kacey and her boyfriend have just moved into a new house, and now
they want to have sex in every room - starting with the kitchen.
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Basically, this is a film that shows Kacey Jordan doing what she
(supposedly) does best - fucking. And whether you like this film depends
on whether you like Jordan. Sure, her bleached hair, her too even tan and
her whole attitude might often make her appear as nothing but a blonde
bimbo, but one simply can't argue that she has a great all-natural body:
her petite figure, small but well-formed tits, perty ass, beautiful legs
and inviting pussy lips all spell perfection, she's got one of the
loveliest smiles, and she likes not only what she's doing but also loves
the camera just as much as it loves her ... So yeah, if you like Kacey
Jordan, you'll love this, if not ... you'll probably not watch it anyways
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