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Hollyweird

USA 1988
produced by
Stuart M. Besser, Wes Craven (executive), Shaun Cassidy (executive), Marianne Maddalena (executive) for Studios USA
directed by Jefery Levy
starring Fab Filippo, Melissa George, Bodhi Elfman, John Michael Higgins, Ivar Brogger, Katherine Lanasa, Shane West, Amanda Wilmshurst, Lorinne Vozoff, Breck Wilson, David Paul Needles, Gregg Ketter, Erin Matthews, MArk Lasky, Kiva Dawson, Phil Pavel, Karen Rosin, Lawrence Novikoff, Franklin Salazar, Leticia Robles, Ariel Llinas, George King, Clyde Yasuhara, George Kennedy
written by Shaun Cassidy

TV-pilot

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Charlie (Fab Filippo) and Caril Ann (Melissa George) are this cute young couple from Ohio who together with their sleazy friend Trey (Bodhi Elfman) produce a TV-series in which they lure suspected killers into traps. However, as sensationalist as their series might be, it has lost bite over time, and now, to remain on the air, they decide to track down a killer who preferably (but not exclusively) kills watchmen of a Hollywood mall in quite gruesome ways. After much to and fro, our heroic threesome think they have got the killer, Cutler, a man who has already spent time in jail for a murder, and who lives conveniently near to the mall. Two things though, Cutler is a bit of an idiot, and the killer seems to be a computer genius. And the police have had him under observation, so he has an almost airtight alibi for at least one murder.

Charlie and Caril Ann figure there is just one thing to do in a situation like this: Break into Cutler's home. In his house, they find tons of evidence that points into Cutler's direction, too much almost ... but then Cutler returns home, and Charlie and Caril flee into the basement and find a tunnle that leads to the mall, leads right into the elevator shaft. With Cutler in hot pursuit, Charlie manages to push Caril Ann out of the shaft, but can't make it out in time himself with the elevator approaching from one side, Cutler from the other ...

In terror, Caril Ann returns to Cutler's house with the police, expecting her boyfriend to be dead, but she finds Cutler squashed instead. Apparently he must have somehow stumbled into the shaft and this way stopped the elevator with his body, in a bizarre twist giving his life to save Charlie that way.

Everything is good now, isn't it?

Nope, Charlie and Trey find the will of Cutler's deceased mother that suggests Cutler had a adoptive brother living with him, and while some evidence just didn't stick with Cutler, it might with the other guy - but where is he?

Why, at Caril Ann's place of course, preparing to kill her. But in her TV-series she had played bait for killers often enough to know how to trick one, and she keeps the killer - a wanna-be actor who has been pesting our heroes all through the movie, desperately trying to get in on their act - occupied long enough for Charlie and Trey to arrive and throw him off the balcony.

Case closed ...

 

The success of the genre-conscious and highly ironic post-modern Scream-series on the big screen has no doubt encouraged Wes Craven and others to try something vaguely similar and similarly ironic, macabre and self-aware on the small screen ... and Hollyweird is actually pretty decent: It doesn't take itself seriously for more than a minute, delivers in suspense and shocks, pays hommage to half of horror history, is well paced and features a likeable heroic trio. However, this pilot was never picked up for a series ... basically because what works on the big screen doesn't necessarily work on the small screen: For mainstream audiences, this pilot was just a tad too macabre, at times even too gruesome, and the strong satirical undercurrents didn't sit well with the average TV-viewer, either. Too bad in a way, because Hollyweird is actually a pretty likeable piece of TV - on the other hand though, its concept would have probably worn off way too fast if serialized. Still, good fun!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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