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High School Caesar

USA 1960
produced by
O'Dale Ireland, George S. Reppas (executive) for Marathon Pictures/Filmgroup
directed by O'Dale Ireland
starring John Ashley, Gary Vinson, Steve Stevens, Lowell Brown, Judy Nugent, Daria Massey, Ken Plumb, Robin League, Beverly Franklin, Charles Leffler, Don Hinkle, Bob Head, Curtis Workman, Judi Vogelsang, Anton von Stralen, Caroline Walz
story by O'Dale Ireland, Ethelmae Wilson Page, Robert Slaven, screenplay by Ethelmae Wilson Page, Robert Slaven, music by Nicholas Carras

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Matt (John Ashley) has made it to students body president because he has bullied people into voting for him and/rigged the results with the help of his girlfriend Lita (Daria Massey). Now officially, he plays the generous Mr president, but behind closed doors, he and his right-hand man Crickett (Steve Stevens) are big in embezzling money, and as a healthy income on the side, they sell exam questions to everyone who's paying enough money - and they always make sure they're getting their money ... one way or the other.

Why is Matt such an asshole - because he's a rich but neglected kid, he can afford everything he needs, but his parents are never at home, and thus nobody tells him what to do and not to do.

Matt's downfall starts when he put's up his lucky gold coin in a hot rod race ... and loses to good guy Kelly (Lowell Brown), the guy he cheated out of becoming students body president. In a rage, he drives Kelly off the street, which kills Kelly, but Matt retrieves his gold coin. And except for Crickett, there are no witnesses.

Matt soon realizes that after this "accident" it's imperative to get an even tighter grip on his gang, while letting everyone else bleed. Then two of his goons are almost caught when trying to steal exam questions from the teachers' office, which absolutely puts him on the edge. And when Crickett urges him to get Wanda (Judy Nugent) to date him, he takes drastic measures and pretty much drags her into his car, then though tries to rape her himself, whereupon she finds the gold coin he has culled from Kelly's hands ...

Meanwhile Wanda's boyfriend Bob (Gary Vinson), formerly Kelly's sidekick, tries to organize several of the students to go against Matt, and so does Crickett, convincing Matt's gang to ditch him for the asshole he is - and in the end, Matt is left whimpering lieing in the dirt - with his coin but nothing/noone else on the whole world.

 

High School Caesar is ... well, nothing much, just a not very special piece of drive-in cinema. And basically that's because it doesn't try enough: While the title suggests teenage gangsters, Matt's just a spoilt brat, the attempts at serious drama are actually layered with clichée upon clichée, the film's psychological undercurrents are rather ill-conceived, the action gives away the movie's low budget a bit too readily, and the cast lacks any shining performances while the direction is at best functional.

That all said, for fans of 1950's and early 1960's juvenile delinquency drive-in fare like myself, this is not a total trainwreck, it has at least got this certain vintage B-flavour to it that people like us find hard to resist ... but that's about it, then.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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