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Fiona

UK 1977
produced by
Brian Smedley-Aston for Norfolk International
directed by James Kenelm Clarke
starring Fiona Richmond, Anthony Steel, Victor Spinetti, Ronald Fraser, Graham Stark, Graham Crowden, Percy Herbert, Ronald Currem, Jeremy Child, John Clive, Michael Feast, John Hamill, David Cole, Neil Cunningham

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Wanting to spend some time at her friend Edward's (Ronald Curram) villa in Nice, Fiona (Fiona Richmond) finds it being emptied by Robert (Anthony Steel), the actual owner of the house, whom Robert seems to owe quite some money. & since she has nothing better to do, Fiona tells Robert the story of her life:

Of how she, an innocent country girl & daughter of a vicar (Arthur Howard) was introduced to sexuality by her chemistry teacher Mr Foster (Neil Cunningham), & later was thrown out of her father's home when he caught her having sex with a stranger.

As a stewardess, she always was eager to accomodate her passengers in any way posible, even if that meant sexual intercourse during some turbulences (or causing some turbulences ?). And as stewardess she also made her first lesbian encounter.

Soon she starred as top stripper in an erotic stage-show, but she soon became fed up with it when she noticed people only loved her body, not her brains. So she started to mngle with the art world, but felt terribly out of place ... until she met (above mentioned) Edward, whom she persuaded to publish her autobiography - which was mainly about her having sex with various men in various countries.

The book, which was garnered with nude pictures of her, became a runaway hit, & soon she was the talk of the town. So she decided to take a job as writer for Men Only-magazine, where editor Duncan (Victor Spinetti) persuades her to write ever naughtier stories - & sionce she is a very responsible reporter (in her field) that means for her reports, she has to sleep with truckers, train conductors & even aristocracy ... but after a while all this got too much for her & she decided to go to Nice to spend time with Edward ... which brings us to the here & now again.

Robert & his Repo-men have emptied Edward's home & when they are about to leave, they hear police sirens - which leads to Robert leave in rather a hurry & make sure Fiona accompanies him ... but soon the police stops them, Robert is revealed to be the top burglar of this end of France, & he & Fiona are handcuffed to one another ... but when a camerateam shows up wanting to shoot a documentary about Fiona, Robert seizes the moment of confusion & gets away with Fiona, who is more than willing to embark on another adventure ...

 

As erotic comedies from the 70's go, this one is pretty good, as it has a relatively coherent storyline, a female lead, who, while no big actress, seems to be in on the joke & gives a funny performance, & the script largely refrains from too cheaop jokes. This of course does't make Hardcore a masterpiece, but an enjoyable little romp - which is more than I can say about most 1970's erotic comedies.

 

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