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Killerdeului Suda

Guns and Talks

South Korea 2001
produced by
Kang Woo-Sok for Cinema Service, Film It Suda, MVP
directed by Jang Jin
starring Shin Hyeon-jun, Shin Ha-kyun, Won Bin, Jeong Jae-yeong, Jeong Jin-yeong, Oh Seung-hyeon, Yun Ju-sang, Ko Eun-mi, Son Hyeon-ju, Jeong Gyu-su, Min Yun-jeong, Kim Hak-cheol, Lim Won-hui, Kong Hyo-jin, Lim Seung-dae, Jo Deok-hyeon, Lee Ha-ra, Kim Ji-yeong
written by Jang Jin, music by Han Jae-kwon

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Sang-yun (Shin Hyeon-jun) leads a gang of assassins - silent marksman Jae-yeong (Jeong Jae-yeong), temperamental Jung-woo (Shin Ha-kyun) and rookie Ha-yun (Won Bin) that accepts pretty much every job, no matter how difficult, and that has the ability to always evade the police. But in their private life, the assassins behave more than teenagers, they are all lusting for a certain news anchor who reads the morning news, Oh Young-lam (Ko Eun-mi), fall in and out of love and do all kinds of silly things - like Jung-woo falling in love with his supposed hit (Oh Seung-hyeon), which makes Sang-yun talk their employee out of it, violently, or Ha-yun taking pity to a schoolgirl who wants her teacher killed but cannot afford it.

Eventually, a detective (Jeong Jin-yeon) gets on their trail, but he does everything to prevent their arrest, even lets them pull off their biggest stunt - a murder on open stage during a performance of Hamlet, ordered by Miss news anchor Oh Young-lam herself - just because he needs them. Because you know, our detective wants a certain criminal, Mun-bae (Son Hyeon-ju), who constantly evades arrest, killed, and he tricks our assassins into believing they are under attack by him and his man, he even goes so far as to personally shoot and gravely injure Sang-yun ... and in the end, his persistence pays off, as the assassins swallow the bait and shoot Mun-bae out of a misguided sense of revenge.

Only Sang-yun somehow gets the feeling they have been had, but when he goes to the police station to give him up to the detective, he cannot provoke the man into arresting him, as the last thing the detective would need right now was Sang-yun doing some talking ...

 

Light-hearted comedy about something as serious as contract killers - and to an extent, the movie works beautifully, it's amusing to the point of being intentionally silly (without reverting to stupid jokes, bad slapstick and bathroom humour), it's elegantly directed and well-written, and the script is rather intelligent, actually. However, the film is not perfect, it just contains a few too many subplots that go by underdeveloped in the course of the main story and disappear way too suddenly given their (comic) potential.

Still, the film is good fun if nothing else.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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