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The Girl Who Shagged Me

UK 2005
produced by
Michael Raso (= Michael Beckerman) for Viscera/ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by Tom J. Moose
starring Misty Mundae (= Erin Brown), Anoushka, Frank Bowdler, Rob Taylor, Rachel Travers, Mark Standley, Johnny Mango, Adrian Ottiwell, Sally Huxley, Colin Grime, Andy Sawyer, Tom J.Moose
written by Andy Sawyer

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Somewhere in the Scottish highlands, Captain Lavish (Frank Bowdler) & his assistant Dudley (Johnny Mango) find the Goddess of Lust (Anoushka )frozen in ice, whom Lavish wants to bring back to London at any cost ... even if that means losing his assistant in the process.

But then, evil Doctor Unsound (Mark Standley) & his assistant Jade (Rachel Travers) steal the Goddes from Lavish, so Unsound can defrost the Goddess & make her the cloning material for his worldwide escort service ... what unsound of course doesn't know is that the Goddess is a lesbian, & her lesbianism is contagious, so contagious in fact that it threatens the reproduction of the human race as such ... & soon the Goddess has made Jade her willing slave & Unsound her prisoner.

Lavish meanwhile is contacted by Alfred Tipple (Rob Taylor), agent of FAG, who tells him of the threat the Goddess might pose to humankind ... & after initial plans to mate the Goddess with a male 1970's porn-icon to neutralize her prove unfeasable, they decide they have to just deep-freeze her again ... but once they try that, they find out their equipment is not all that good, either ...

Enter MI5-agent Johnson (Misty Mundae), who was sent out to retrieve the Goddess & arrest Unsound ... but once laying her eyes on her, she feels strangely attracted to the Goddes & instead of arresting anybody at all, she has sex with her ...

Lavish & Tipple can somehow get away, & eventually they find Lavish's assistant Dudley again (who against all expectations hasn't died but has met with the Yeti (played alternatively by Jamie Muncher & Rob Taylor), wh proved to be a rather nice bloke, & they have moved to San Francisco where Dudley lives in denial of his homosexuality ...

So in the end, Lavish, Tipple, Dudley & the Yeti fly to Scotland, where the Goddess is supposed to have taken up residence now, & they will make another attempt to stop her ...

A.J.Khan has a rather hilarious if pointless role as horny handiman.

 

Though not all that strong on coherent plot, with especially Misty Mundae's character making little sense for the onscreen goings-on, this is still a watchable little erotic romp that does provide some genuine laughs, & of course a fair share of nudity ... though as a whole it's definitely not on par with Seduction's better erotic comedies (like Gladiator Eroticus, Erotic Witch Project or Play-Mate of the Apes).

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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