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The Final Test
Mistress of Depravity

USA 1978
produced by
Art Ben (= Ron Dorfman) for Avon Productions
directed by Art Ben (= Ron Dorfman)
starring Jamie Gillis, Vanessa Del Rio, Red Starr, John Byrd (= John Black), Paula Morton, Dianne Amor'o, Bern Emupe (= David Christopher), Ken Kiddoze

review by
Mike Haberfelner

 

Sam (Bern Emupe) is newly blind - which is a shame because all the women in his house seem to be losing their cloths on a constant level, and having sex pretty much everywhere ... but no matter, he's still getting quite a bit of sex with all the maids he stumbles upon. Sam's own mother Claudia (Vanessa Del Rio) always wanted to have sex with him, so she pretends to be his maid, just to get him to fuck her, which he does ... but of course, Sam isn't really blind, he just uses his position as visually challenged person to get as much pussy as possible - preferably that of his own mom of course, whom he couldn't have tricked into having sex with him any other way.

When Claudia's husband Gordon (Jamie Gillis), himself no stranger to extramarital sex, finds out about this though, he humiliates, brutally whips and rapes Claudia right in front of his mistress Lina (Dianne Amor'o). Interestingly though, this string of events brings the whole family closer together.

 

A typical film from the golden age of hardcore porn: It's provocative as hell, deliciously perverted and carried by a script that's chock-full of debauchery - rather than just being a series of circa five extended sex-scenes, as porn over the years has developed to be.

That said, is The Final Test a good film?

Not really - but it's a fun trip down nostalgia lane to a time when porn was still sleazy as hell and made no attempt, used no gloss to hide it.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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