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Fantasm Comes Again
Australia 1977
produced by Antony I. Ginnane, Mark Josem (executive), Robert Ward (executive), Leon Gorr (associate) for Australian International Film Corp., Filmways Australasian
directed by Colin Eggleston (as Eric Ram)
starring Clive Hearne, Angela Menzies-Wills, Tomb Thumb, Liz Woolfe, Rosemarie Bem, Rick Cassidy, Michael Barton, Urias S. Cambridge, Rainbeaux Smith (= Cheryl Smith), Peter Kurzon, Lois Owen, Mike Stapp, Herb Layne, Suzy A. Starr, Amanda Smith, Uschi Digard, Dee Dee Levitt, Helen O'Connell, Con Covert, Bryant Rigby, Lem Lary, Brenda Fogerty, Elaine Collins, Candy Fox, Bill Margold, Suzanne Walsh, Mary Johnson, Melinda York, Mary Gavin (= Candy Samples), Nancy Mann, Al Ward, Christine De Schaffer, Jesse Adams, Serena, Michael Karnitz, John Holmes (cameo)
written by Ross Dimsey, music by Jon Mol
Fantasm
review by Mike Haberfelner
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An old, disillusioned, cynical & alcoholic writer (Clive Hearne)
gives his young colleague (Angela Menzies-Wills) some tips on how to
answer readers' letters on sex- & relationship-problems, & here is
what the readers write:
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A clerk (Tom Thumb) at the local librarxy insists
that everyone in the library remains absolutely silent ... even
the girl (Liz Woolfe) he fucks in same library, son noone else
notices. |
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A gymnastics coach (Rick Cassidy) insists that his
student (Michael Barton, a woman despite the name) trains in the
nude. Then its on to some erotic massage & a bit of shagging. |
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Bob (Urias S.Cambridge) & Carol (Rainbeaux
Smith) are going steady for quie some time now, yet she
won't let him touch her in the drive-in. Then though, also in the
drive-in, another man (Mike Stapp) drags her into his van &
rapes her ... & she likes it a lot. Oddly enough, after this
she hears neither from Bob nor the rapist ever again. |
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A nerd (Herb Layne) gets stuck with 2 gorgeous girls
(Suzy A.Starr, Amanda Smith) in an elevator, & in no time they
seduce him to some heavy sex ... until the elevator starts
to move again & stops at the next floor to quite some
surprised people. |
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Hiding from the storm in a barn, 2 girls (Uschi
Digard, Dee Dee Levitt) discover their lesbian feelings for each
other & the joy of lesbian sex. |
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A secretary (Helen O'Connell) is invited by her boss
(Con Covert) to a party, but doesn't know it's actually an orgy
& she's one of the centerpieces. However, she finds pleasure
in the arms of the office boy (bryant Rigby). |
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3 girls (Melinda York, Mary Johnson, Suzanne Walsh)
seduce a lifeguard in a swimming pool. John Holmes has a
non-active, non-naked cameo in this one. |
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Little Virginia (Nancy Mann) is caught masturbating
when she peeps on her stepmom (Mary Gavin) doing it with her uncle
(Al Ward). But stepmom & uncle wouldn't be good stepmom &
uncle wouldn't they let her join & teach her a thing or 2. |
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Carol (Christine De Schaffer) just won't let her
boyfriend (Jesse Adams) fuck her in his convertible, even though
the car would be ideal & he has picked a very secluded spot
... until he has an accident (because she gave him a blowjob while
driving) & they do it right away,in the carwreck ... But from
now on they are addicted to having sex like that. (David
Cronenberg's Crash, from almost 20 years later, would
explore this theme in greater detail.) |
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Serena is a catholic girl who goes to the
confessional almost every day, but one day, instead of the priest
she confesses to the church janitor (Michael Karnitz) without
knowing it & tells him that she has the hots for him. The
janitor knows this is his chance, lures her into an extra room of
the church for repentence - as he calls it - and fucks her there
like nobody's business -much to her delight. |
Like its predecessor Fantasm
a pretty lame Australian softcore anthology film, indistinguishable from
so many others from its era. The best thing to say is that the framing
device of the erotic shorts - the cynical writer teaching his colleague -
is much better & more entertaining than the framing device of the
previous film.
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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