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Diary of the Dead

USA 2007
produced by
Peter Grunwald, Sam Englebardt, Ara Katz, Art Spigel, Steve Barnett (executive), Dan Fireman (executive), John Harrison (executive) for Artfire Films, Romero-Grunwald Productions/Weinstein Company
directed by George A. Romero
starring Joshua Close, Michelle Morgan, Shawn Roberts, Amy Ciupak Lalonde, Joe Dinicol, Scott Wentworth, Megan Park, Nick Alachiotis, Tatiana Maslany, Chris Violette, Todd Schroeder, Laura DeCarteret, Matt Birman, George Buza, Tino Monte, Martin Roach, Sala Van Sprang, Simon Northwood, Alexandria DeFabiis, Janet Lo, Simon Pegg (voice), Wes Craven (voice), Quentin Tarantino (voice), Guillermo del Toro (voice), Stephen King (voice), Philip Riccio
written by George A. Romero, music by Norman Orenstein, special effects by K.N.B.EFX Group, visual effects by SPIN VFX

George A. Romero's Living Dead-series

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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student film director Jason Creed (Joshua Close) and his crew just shooting a cheap horror film about aq walking mummy when the news breaks that the dead all of a sudden do rise again and attack the living - and before you know it, Jason and friends - the usual crowd, including the know-it-all firlfriend Debra (Michelle Morgan), the kid with the glasses (Joe Dinicol), Tony the secondary hero type of guy (Shawn Roberts), the wallflower Mary (Tatiana Maslani) who at one point just can't handle it anymore and the Professor (Scott Wentworth), who of course has a British accent - sit in a bus, going home (wherever that is) while Jason, always the filmmaker, tries to capture it all on camera as a documentary (that merely looks like reality TV to me though).

Soon enough, our motley crew runs into zombies and runs over them, after which Mary, you know, the wallflower who at one point can't handle it anymore, can't handle it anymore and shoots herself. Unfortunately, she doesn't do too good a job about it and does remain alive, if barely, so the others decide to take her to a hospital - unfortunately, because the hospital is completely deserted - at least by all live staff, but around every other corner, a zombies seem to lurk, slowly taking their toll on our heroes. And then even Mary dies and becomes a zombie, forcing the others to shoot her ...

Later: Our heroes run into a black gang, and though both groups distrust each other at first, they quickly come to realize they fight on the same side, and after a bit of more fighting with the zombies, Debra, who proves she can be tough as nails, even gets some supplies from the gang before Jason and company move on in their van.

Next stop: Debra's place ... but unfortunately, her parents and little brother have since turned into zombies and have to be killed.

Last stop: Ridley's place. Ridley is a rich kid who lives in a mansion which almost resembles a fortress with his parents, and Ridley has invited them all over to sit this one out with him. Thing is, when the kids and their professor arrive at Ridley's place, all doesn't seem so rosey anymore, because everyone but Ridley seems to have been turned into a zombie (whom Ridley to this point was able to contain), Ridley himself is pretty drunk (and can you blame him, he had to witness his parents and girlfriend being turned into zombies), plus he seems to have been bitten by a zombie - which means he's slowly turning into one himself ... and before you know it, all hell breaks loose, and most of the kids are killed, even Jason, who in the film barely ever let go of his camera to record everything for future generations - provided there are any. Only three manage to escape the onslaught and make it to the mansion's panic room, the Professor, Tony the secondary hero, and Debra, who all during the movie complained about Jason doing nothing more than filming, and only now understands the importance of his work - and decides to finish what he has begun ...

 

George A.Romero's fifth Living Dead film takes us back to where the saga has started with Night of the Living Dead almost 40 years earlier, to the beginning of the epidemic, however, the basic plot's subtext seems to be updated for the internet generation - which is one of the main problems of the film, because the blend of zombie film and media satire comes across a bit heavy handed, and trying to portray the Web 2.0 as the only honest form of media is simply short-sighted, especially in the context of this film, which makes Diary of the Dead a lot less insightful than either Night of the Living Dead or (Romero's original) Dawn of the Dead. Plus in style, Diary of the Dead is too similar to Blair Witch Project (incidently one of the first if not the first film that owes its success to the internet) to be really labelled original.

That all said though, Diary of the Dead isn't all bad, it's got its moment of irony, sometimes the satire is really spot-on, plus the zombie attacks are as gorey as they are imaginative. If only Romero had thought through his political statements a little better, had put a little more effort into his cast of characters and had a cast of more colourful, contrasting actors this one could have been great. Like it is, the movie is still entertaining - but miles away from being a milestone of zombie cinema ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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