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The Conman 2002

Hong Kong 2002
produced by
Wong Jing
directed by Aman Chang
starring Nick Cheung (= Cheung Ka Fai), Stephen Fung, Mango Wong, Wyman Wong, Wong Yat Fei, Wong Tin Lam, Monica Lo, Philip Keung
written by Not A Woman (really)

Conman

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Shing (Nick Cheung Ka Fai) is the doomer, a man affected by terminal bad luck, & that does not only affect him, but also everybody he cares for. Not very surprisingly, he wants to end his life (twice every month), but he is not successful even at that &, when he jumps off a building, his leap is cushioned off by Stanley Ho - a man he will soon become friends with -j ust well enough for him to get badly hurt.

In hospital though his luck seems to turn, as he meets beautiful nurse 'Summer, falls in love with her, & through her gets acquainted with her brother Spring (Stephen Fung), a notorious gambler & gangster, who soon sees the potential of the doomer & takes him gambling to his biggest competition, Brother 9, and, thanks to Shing's bad luck, wins a fortune off bro 9.

Spring proves grateful to his accomplice though & gives Shing a fair shatre in his winnings so Shing can soon afford a better lifestyle & even hires some goons of his own - among them aforementioned Stanley Ho & the weird Feng Shui master McGull. But Summer does disapprove of the new, gangsterstyle, Shing & breaks up with him, but not only that, also brother 9 gets increasingly angry at him & he & his gorgeous female assistant threaten him quite openly so that he can only be saved by his bumbling goons.

Soon Shing, with the help of Stanley & McGull find out abotu his bad luck though when they discover a toilet built on his acestors' graves. They simply remove the bones & bury them at a proper place & voilà, Shing starts having all the luck he wants.

So lucky he is in fact that he enters a big gambling championship hosted by brother 9, & Shing proves to be quite a gambler, so good in fact that 9 tries to pull all the stops, including simple cheating, robbing Shing's ancestral bones & pissing on them, & he even hires Master-Super-Übergambler Yamata from Japan, once Spring's gambling teacher.

Still, Shing manages to win everything - until the culmination of the gambling tournament, a bet on the soccer worldcup-finals, (Germany vs Brazil) where Shing suddenly loses everything for having place his bet on Germany ... but no, the whole thing was an elaborate set-up by Shing, Spring, & Yamata - in fact in cahoots with our heroes -, who tricked brother 9 to place all his bets on Germany too & thus losing all his money to them, who have secretly bet on Brazil of course. & the ancestral bones the gangsters pissed on ? They were just one more hoax that Shing & Spring made up to trick their adversary ... & of course, Shing & Summer make up again.

 

Though not a direct sequel, this is the 4th instalment in the Conman series, starring again Nick Cheung Ka Fai (The other 3 parts were Conman [1998], Conman in Vegas [1999] & Conman in Tokyo [2000]), a series that itself owes more than a little to another Wong Jing-series, God of Gamblers, withouth reaching its quality, though. Conman 2002 however, especially the first half, also owes a great deal to the 1980 film Hex vs Witchcraft.

Though this movie has an interesting plot, with surreal comedy & gangster drama blended with each other rather wildly, the elements don't correspond with each other all that well, plus at the same time the story is indecisive about which way to go. A rather bland, uninspired direction does not help one bit either.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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