Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Ruby's Choice 2022

- 6 Hours Away 2024

- Burnt Flowers 2024

- Final Heat 2024

- Stargazer 2023

- Max Beyond 2024

- What Is Buried Must Remain 2022

- Protanopia 2024

- Final Wager 2024

- Dagr 2024

- Hunting for the Hag 2024

- The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

- Coyote Cage 2023

- Tower Rats 2020

- Script of the Dead 2024

- The Bell Affair 2023

- Easter Bloody Easter 2024

- Velma 2022

- Everwinter Night 2023

- Main Character Energy 2023

- Stupid Games 2024

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- The Thousand Steps 2020

- The Desiring 2021

- When a Stranger Knocks 2024

- Quint-essentially Irish 2024

- Son of Gacy 2024

- Saltville 2024

- The True Story of the Christ's Return 2024

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

I Cavalieri che Fecero l'Impresa

The Knights of the Quest

Italy/France 2001
directed by Pupi Avati
starring Edward Furlong, Raoul Bova, Marco Leonardi, Stanislas Merhar, Thomas Kretschmann, F.Murray Abraham, Carlo Delle Piane, Edmund Purdom, Yorgo Voyagis, Romano Malaspina
music by Riz Ortolani

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

Medieval France, time of the cruzades: Young knights Simon (Edward Furlong) & Jean (Stanislas Merhar) are sent on a quest to find the single holiest relic, the shroud of Christ which will give its owner unlimited power, by the priest Giovanni da Cantalupo (Carlo Delle Piane). But unfortunately, another less noble group - knights Ranieri (Marco Leonardi) & Vanni (Thomas Kretschmann) & Vanni's squire Giacomo (Raoul Bova), who has sold his soul to the devil fo make a never-yielding sword, which Vanni holds, do get wind of Jean's & Simon's mission & thus try to find the relic on their own.

It is only when they realize this might be a larger bite than they can chew on & they & Simon & Jean have common enemies, that the 5 of them decide to team up. Soon, they do actually find a trace to the relic, which leads to Greece & to decadent & evil count Amaury de la Roche (Romano Malaspina), who uses the relic for devil-worship & other sinister purposes.

But when they finally find the seafaring priest Delfinello (F.Murray Abraham), who agrees to take them to Greece by ship, they are prevented from getting there as if by a higher power, & they do realize they have to exorcise Giacomo, which Delfinallo takes upon him. Soon they in deed succeed in getting to Greece, but are captured immediately upon arrival - all but Giacomo, who now pays them back the exorcism in breaking them free. Out of gratitude, Giacomo now too is knighted, & our five knights soon find de la Roche's hideout & manage to retrieve the relic.

But taking the relic is one thing, handing it to the right person, once in France something completely different, as de la Roche seems to have his spies everywhere, & even manages to have the five knights killed once they handed over the shroud ...

Fortunately though, he has forgotten priest Giovanni da Cantalupo, who is free to spill the beans about de la Roche's devil-worshipping to the king ...

 

Lavish production values, graphic gore effects & many supernatural elements cannot hide the fact that the story of this film is incredibly feeble, especially considering that the running time of it is about 2 ¼ hours. So, the supernatural elements are totally wasted on the movie (the never-yielding sword is introduced at the beginning to have no effect whatsoever on the story, that Giacomo is possessed by the devil is only shown by the fact he is seen cowering in corners a lot [not particularly impressive], de la Roche's devilworshipping starts & ends with the fact that he has hung up the shroud upside down, ...), all its convoluted subplots of warring groups are reduced to mere good versus evil-dichotomy in the long run, & character development here is almost non-existent: Vanni, Ranireri & Giacomo, presented as baddies in the beginning, decide to fight side by side with Jean & Simon merely on a whim.

The main problem of the movie though (as if those mentioned above weren't enough) are Jean & Simon themselves, the characters as well as their actors (Stanislas Merhar & Edward Furlong resepctively), which are shown as young, inexperienced lads who son't know shit about the world, hardly the guys to cross a street safely, let alone find a holy relic. In accordance with their roles, the actors show little charisma whatsoever, failing to leave even the vaguest impression on the audience - which is a bad thing, since they are supposed to carry the movie, but the movie would have been just as well (most probably better) without them. A disappointment.

 

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find The Knights of the Quest
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find The Knights of the Quest here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find The Knights of the Quest at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!