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After winning the war (World War II, if you must know), Captain America
(Evan Stone) has been frozen into ice for 70 years. Now he is brought back
by gouvernment agency SHIELD headed by Nick Fury (Sean Michaels), who
pretty much immediately orders a couple of nurses to help thaw him again -
if you catch my drift. Oil magnat and turbo capitalist Dusty Reed (Alex
Knight) meanwhile wants his revenge on Nick Fury for stealing his woman,
so he has joined forces with Hydra, led by Captain America's arch enemy
Red Skull (Bill Bailey), to achieve that aim. But through which means does
the Red Skull try to achieve its own, evil goals this time around? Through
political means of course, namely the Tea Party candidate for the
presidential race Sarah Palin (India Summer) - who isn't above showing the
Red Skull her gratitude sexually. Because the Red Skull tries to get
Sarah Palin into power via propaganda, SHIELD decides to launch some
counter propaganda, with Captain America as their posterboy - but the
Captain don't like it, and he's right, because behind all the campaigning,
Hydra launches a full-scale war on SHIELD. To counteract this, Captain
America and SHIELD field commander Sharon Carter (Tara Lynn Foxx) launch a
couple of counterattacks on Hydra, but while they manage to foil a
Hydra-plot to nuke Washington and kill Dusty Reed and the sexy Hydra field
commander (Juelz Ventura), they fail to get their hands on the Skull
himself, or at least Sarah Palin, and Sharon Carter dies a hero's death in
the process. Dane Cross plays Bruce Banner, but without ever turning
into the Hulk,
Banner's inclusion in this seems rather futile - but heck, at least he
gets to fuck Jennifer White, that counts for something at least, right? A
film that shares the virtues and problems with so many other porn
comicbook adaptations: It's lovingly made, shows care for detail, gets the
comicbook-feel right, and is not nearly as blown out of proportion as your
typcial big budget Hollywood comicbook movie of late - in other words, a
film destined to be loved by fans of vintage comicbooks and low budget
genre flicks. But then there's the fucking: Now I'm totally not against
explicite sex on film, don't get me wrong, but all of the sex scenes in
this film go on for way too long to not kill whatever narrative buildup
has led to it. It's pretty much the ratio that every 5 or so minutes of
plot are followed by 20 minutes of shagging - and that somewhat kills the
film. Sure, you'll say this is porn, and fucking is porn's main focus -
and you're right and wrong. Sure when you buy porn you expect people to
fuck, but this is plot-based porn, and I think the story should
just render a bit higher on the filmmakers' agenda - if one could get the
plot/sex ratio up to one to one, we would have really good, really sleazy
comicbook movies! As for the sex scenes themselves: at least the
performers are good-looking and seem to be really into their scenes
(especially Tara Lynn Foxx and Jennifer White are worth an extra-mention
here), so if you go into this to just see cosplay sex, you won't be
disappointed.
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