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Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody
USA 2012
produced by David Lord, Mac (executive) for Adam & Eve
directed by Lee Roy Myers
starring Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Jessie Andrews, Kris Slater, Ash Hollywood, Amber Rayne, April O'Neil, Chanel Preston, Tom Byron, Britney Amber, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Seth's Beard
written by Josh Wheldon, based on characters created by Joss Whedon, special effects makeup by Tom Devlin, Andrea Wiersma
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel
review by Mike Haberfelner
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To help Buffy (Lexi Belle) overcome her separation from Angel (Rocco
Reed), Willow (Jessie Andrews) casts a spell that has her dream about
having sex with him one more time. Unfortunately (?), the spell also
causes Giles (Tom Byron) dreaming about having sex with his deceased love
Jenny (Chanel Preston), and Xander (Kris Slater) dreaming about fucking
Willow herself ... and damn, these dreams seem real. So everybody blames
Willow for ... well, not sure for what, they all seemed to be having their
fun ... In the meantime, vampire January (Ash Hollywood) has come to
Buffy's hometown Sunnydale with her two loveslaves (Amber Rayne, April
O'Neil), errr, fellow vampires, and after a session of heavy lesbian
lovemaking, they kidnap Giles to lure Buffy the Slayer out into the open
... and she slays the three of them. Well, happy ending I suppose, upon
which Spike (Michael Vegas) and Harmony (Britney Amber), who had nothing
whatsoever to do with the preceeding story, have sex. Pretty
much a missed opportunity: This porn parody has the humour of the
TV-series down, the look and atmosphere, and even the bit of acting the
movie's pornstars do is pretty much ok (the one fight-scene is not though)
... and then everything is ruined by a screenplay that goes nowhere in
particular, throws in sex scenes for no apparent reason (especially the
Spike-and-Harmony finale), has the sex scenes go on for waaay too long
(though sure, porn is about fucking mainly, but still ...) and also has
this weird thing about it (that it shares with many narrative pornflicks
of late) that every character is allowed one sex scene only. Well, at
least the girls are all supercute (especially Jessie Andrews, even if she
looks a bit too hot to come off as a convincing Willow) and the sex scenes
are very well filmed and seem to show real passion - which leads up to the
question, why make this one a narrative porn movie in the first place
rather than just a straight fuckfest?
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