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Blood Voyage

USA 1976
produced by
Gene Levy for Voyage Films
directed by Frank Mitchell
starring Jonathan Lippe (= Jonathan Goldsmith), Laurie Rose, Midori, Mara Modair, John Hart, Gene Tyborn, Pete Kellett, Douglas Hume, Fred Stromsoe, Jim Patton, Warren Farlow
written by William Tate, Jim Patton, music by Phillip Lambro

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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It should have been a pleasure trip to Hawaii, where psychiatrist Jules (John Hart) planned to marry his young and pretty fiancee Jill (Laurie Rose), but when it comes to pleasure trips, Jules doesn't seem to be too good in the planning department ... or why else would he take his stepdaughter Carol (Mara Modair) along, who is afraid that he would disinherit her once he's married to Jill and thus makes plans to murder him (only of a preliminary nature though)? And why would he take one of his "cases", mentally unstable Amy (Midori) along? Then one of his crewman disappears (he is murdered, actually, but nobody's aware of that) ... but luckily, Mason (Jonathan Lippe), a friend of the family, trained sailor and Vietnam veteran, shows up just in time to take the dead crewman's place.

Once on high sea, it doesn't take long until a crewman disappears, then another one breaks down dead with a knife in his back right in Jill's bed. Later, Jules and Mason find Amy all bloodied lying in her bed, and that should solve the case, right? Wrong of course, as Mason has previously given Amy heroin, so when the murder happened, she was out. Eventually though, Amy manages to tell Jules about the heroin, which sheds a whole light on the whole situation - and suddenly, Mason goes on a killing spree, slaughtering everyone but Amy, whom he then forcefully injects heroin before bailing ship. She is later arrested and convicted for the murders he has convicted, while he lives another day to find work on another ship ...

 

Blood Voyage is one of these pulpy low budget grindhouse thrillers that objectively speaking has not all that much going for it: It's rather blunt in approach, lacks narrative subtlety or characters with depth, given it's set up as a murder mystery, the murderer is way too easy to guess and his motives are nothing but clichées, and too many excuses are found for all the (admittedly very cute) girls to show their tits. Furthermore, on a directorial level, the film is nothing more than functional, and it could have done with some better acting.

All that said though, these might be exactly the reasons why this film is pretty enjoyable for low budget, grindhouse and trash afficionados. Granted, the film isn't even a masterpiece in that department, or truly so-bad-it's-good, or especially memorable even ... but hey, for the roughly 80 minutes, it's at least fun genre entertainment ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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