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Bloodlust Zombies

USA 2011
produced by
Adam Danoff, Dan Lantz for Impulse-FX
directed by Dan Lantz
starring Alexis Texas, Janice Marie, Adam Danoff, Robert Heath, Catherine White, Lauren Todd, Sarah Dewey, Dan Lantz, Justus White, Robb Stech, Chris Ready, Jim Bagnell, Jerry Carter
written by Dan Lantz, music by David-EFF Studios, special makeup effects by Michael Harvey

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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If you're developing a serum to create zombies for the US-army, you better be extra careful when handling the vials containing ame serum ... but when Andrea (Alexis Texas), the office slut, has sex with her sugar daddy (Robert Heath) over the intercom, it's understandable that concentration slips a bit, just long enough for the serum to infect a cat and turn it into a brutal and highly contagious zombie killer, and soon, humans are turned into (carnivorous) zombies as well, one by one.

Of course, the lab goes under complete lockdown once the zombie-plague has broken out, and that's good ... problem is, for all those employees still trapped inside, that's really bad, since they haven't been prepared to fight zombies, least of all the (useless) security man (Dan Lantz), who considers his occupation nothing but a 9 to 5 job where you go to to watch monitors and read the newspaper all day. All he has ever received were four days of training, doesn't find anything about zombie attacks in his manual, and now he doesn't even know where the keys to the ammunition box are.

Only two people in the whole building actually show any signs of competence and responsibility, the office slut of all people, and Judy (Janice Marie), the head of the whole project who too late comes to the realization she has done the wrong thing despite her initially benign intentions. And when Judy gets bitten by a zombie, she does the right thing and kills herself before she turns into one of them.

Andrea on the other side knows she can only survive if she kills all of the zombies, and she exceeds herself and achieves just that, then and only then ends lockdown to leave the nightmare behind her for good.

But of course, nobody cared to kill the zombie cat ...

 

Granted, the plot of this film is not exactly original, in fact it has already been done to death in the last 30 years - several times.

But while Bloodlust Zombie's plot might be an old hat, director Dan Lantz's approach to the story is not, as he fills the film with colourful characters - director Lantz himself as the useless security guard, Lauren Todd as the energetic and foul-mouthed temp with her foot in a cast, and co-producer Adam Danoff as the always horny office nerd all deserve special mention - and hilarious situations, like the all-important discussion that's interrupted by a silent elevator ride (after all, nobody wants to talk in an elevator) to some atrocious muzak, the many discussions the little temp has with pretty much everybody, and the futile attempts of the security guy to get pretty much anything done.

However, the real accmoplishment of this film is that the humour is not of the most blunt or gross-out nature that spoils so many horror comedies but subtle enough to make the dramatic aspects of the film work and make the film acoherent whole.

Recommended, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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