- Ax 2013
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
Fred Olen Ray, Mike Elliott (executive), Roger Corman (executive) for American Independent, New Horizon
directed by Fred Olen Ray
starring J.J. North, Ted Monte, Raelyn Saalman, Tammy Parks, Tim Abell, Jay Richardson, John Lazar, Michelle Bauer, George Stover, Nikki Fritz, G.Gordon Baer (= Peter Spellos), Russ Tamblyn, Ross Hagen, Tommy Kirk, Stanley Livingston, Deborah Dutch, Tony Franco, Jennifer New, Jeff Murray, Jennifer Steven, Tony Clay, Ted Newsom, Jimmy Williams, Claire Polan, Sheri Hicks, Allan Baker, Steve Barkett, Tony Lorea, Forrest J.Ackerman, Jim Wynorski, Brad Linaweaver
writtenm by Steve Armogida, music by Jeffrey Walton, special effects by Steve Barkett
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Angel (J.J. North) is desperate: She's in competition to become
"Plaything Centerfold of the Year" - but she feels her tits are
just not big enough. She thinks she has a solution though: An experimental
serum developed by Dr Lindstrom (John Lazar) and team (Michelle Bauer,
George Stover) that has helped her grow her boobies once ... and she
figures if she takes more of the stuff than the doctor recommends, they'll
just grow more. Big mistake, not only do her boobs grow, all of her grows
- until she's 60 foot tall.
The Plaything publisher (Jay
Richardson) finds that great, because let's face it, a 60 foot woman with
nothing to wear but a makeshift bikini and willing to pose nude - is there
a better promotion for a man's mag? There is one problem though, Betty
(Tammy Parks), Angel's fiercest competition for the title "Plaything
Centerfold of the Year", has found out about her little secret, and
has taken the serum as well - and suddenly there are two 60 foot
centerfolds, who get into a catfight right away, a catfight that leads
them through half Los Angeles. Fortunately, Wilson (Ted Monte), a Plaything
employee, had the good sense to call Dr Lindstrom, and he arrives with the
antiserum just in time to get the girls back to normal size before they
can cause some major destruction. And as a reward, Wilson gets Angel ...
of all, this is not a movie to be taken seriously, it's a genre parody
based on films like Attack
of the 50 Foot Woman carried by ... well, by loads of boobs,
actually. And when it comes to making erotic genre spoofs, there are few
more experienced than Fred Olen Ray - and you know what, some of his films
are genuinely funny. Unfortunately though, despite the great title, Attack
of the 60 Foot Centerfolds is not one of his better films, mainly
because while the film is big on boobs (pun inevitable) and there are some
really funny situations in here, too, it's less than great on characters
(who remain uniformly flat) and the story is a bit too straightforward to
hold one's interest, too. Plus, while the special effects are pretty well
handled, they are low on destruction of miniature sets we've come to
expect and love in a genre movie like this one.
Still, a mildly amusing
brainless flick, but nowhere near as much fun as it could have been.