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Asteroid Vixens
USA 2025
produced by Hank E. Panky for OHM Entertainment, Panty Line Pictures
directed by Felicity Yeung
starring Kate Lý Johnston, Pamula, Lorene Song, Andy Dick, Lloyd Kaufman, Mindy Robinson, Diana Prince, Dr. Grundles, Jeffrey Dean Gray, Rodney Bingenheimer, Kendall Maye, Bouvier, Jared Masters, Laura Amelia, Pamela Rebora, Juliie Barzman, Jade Bryce, Danika Galindo, Morgan Michaels, Jillian Tucker, Savannah Matlow, Karlee Norcutt
written by , music by Seth Metoyer, special effects by Billy Hendrickson
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Fembot Uku (Kate Lý Johnston) has steered her spaceship to earth to abduct
uunsuspecting young and sexy females to inseminate them and this way
create an army of sultry hybrid girls. And to find the right
mothers-to-be, she and her robot helpers scan the earth for spots where
women usually get naked, from provate bathrooms to topless parades, strip
clubs to lingerie shows and really whatever else you can think of. And
even if Uku and company aren't always the slickest when it comes to
plucking their girrls of choice, it's not that us humans would have any
kind of defense against UFOx.But then they abduzt Xex (Kate Lý Johnston
again), and she's telepathically connected to her twin sister (Bouvier) -
who will stop at nothing to save her sibling ... Lloyd Kaufman has a
guest spot as a perverted high priest in a scene where Uku and company
travel to 300 B.C. to find sexy girls. So ok, plotwise this film
hasn't much to offer, it seems the plot was just made up on the spot, much
of the dialogue of the earthlings as well as whole subplots are rather
pointless and might just as well having been taken from other, unconnected
movies, and the whole thing just seems like an excuse to show as many
pretty girls topless to fully nude. And that then also makes this movie a
wonderful throback to shot-on-video sex comedies from circa thurn of the
late 1990s/early 2000s with its diy feel to it, its often raunchy but
sometimes pretty on-the.-spot humour, its hilariously far-fetched methods
to cram in some more naked girls, and its genre choice to parody. A
silly movie, yes, but a very enjoyable throwback all the same.
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