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2 comicbook creators who have run out of steam creatively decide to
dabble into porn and make up a new superheroine: Squirt Girl (Cytheria),
demi-god from another planet who appears to earth women if they say
"I wish I could squirt" three times, to teach them how to squirt
- and have sex with them and their partners, of course. Squirt Girl has
one sworn enemy though, Captain Cum (Evan Stone) who believes the male
orgasm is predominant and women are not supposed to cum, so he fights
Squirt Girl every step along the way. After much to and fro - mainly sex
scenes in which Squirt Girl proves she's quite a long distance squirter -,
Captain Cum manages to get the wherabouts of Squirt Girl out of one of her
henchwomen thanks to his truth sperm (something like a truth serum, only
in the form of sperm), which eventually leads to ... Squirt Girl and
Captain Cum fucking. Story-wise this is probably one of the
better examples of superhero porn flicks, basically because the sex isn't
just tagged onto a random thriller plot but made part of the narrative. In
terms of production values though, this film is disappointing inasmuch as
its action is reduced to nothing but a few bedrooms )but then again, it's
a porn flick), and while Captain Cum's costume is at least funny, Squirt
Girls is dead boring and a bit disappointment. On an acting level, Evan
Stone, a gifted comedian, actually, does get a few laughs, and seeing
Cytherea, who has obviously got the role for her superior squirting
abilities, struggle through her lines is worth a chuckle at least (and not
half as embarrassing as I make it sound to be). Which brings us to the
sex: There's a bit for everyone here, including DP, anal, girl/girl, and
of course lots of squirting (Cytherea does not do DPs and anal in this by
the way, but lots of squirting). The girls are all cute and natural enough,
and while you might have seen everything better elsewhere, this isn't bad
at all ... just like the whole film, actually: You have seen better, but
this isn't bad.
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